You got to be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook?

你搞什么 你在Facebook加斯图尔特为？

Oh, come on, pretending that you've been friended by God.

噢 拜托 假装你已经和上帝加。

When Siri is the only person who's there for you...It kind of makes you realize being friended is not the same thing as having friends.

当只有Siri意挺你时，会让你意识到并不等于真正的朋。

You simply communicate photographs and catchy posts to a diverse group of people whom you have " friended" or " followed" based on an accidental interaction.

你只是将照片和吸引人的帖子传达给一个不同的群体，这些人是你基于偶然的动而 “加为” 或 “关注” 的。