Aah! Golf is hard again! Golf is hard again!

39°1哦不 现在又变难 变难！

I was thinking of playing some golf.

我在考虑打高尔夫球。

My super power would be just great eye sight so I could play better golf.

我想拥有的超能力是千里眼，这样我的高尔夫球就能打得。

Golf? ! No fear. I'd do anything other than watch golf.

高尔夫？不要！看什么我都不要看高尔夫。

They were recognized for their part in furthering the cause of women's golf.

他们因在促进女子高尔夫球事业发展中所起的作用而得到认可。

Can you play golf in South Africa?

在南非可以打高尔夫球吗？

But it is more fun than golf.

但是比高尔夫。

How to effect the perfect golf swing?

如何挥出完美的一杆？

Curtis Strange is a former golf champion.

柯蒂斯·斯特兰奇是前高尔夫冠军。

Aneurysm the size of a golf ball.

动脉瘤想高尔夫球一样大。

So what? You can play golf later.

那又怎么样啦？你们可以晚点再打高尔夫啊。

I always wonder why he insisted on speed golf; he's a good golfer.

他是一名优秀的高尔夫球手，我总是想知道他高尔夫为什么打那么快。

He could have gotten me a VCR or golf clubs.

他可以送我录影机 可以送我高尔夫球具。

A golf ball is small, hard and light.

高尔夫球是小的、硬的、轻的。

(Laughter) But it is more fun than golf.

（笑声）但是比高尔夫。

Golf courses are generally a really good fire break.

高尔夫球场通常是火灾缓冲的场所。

So when we're playing miniature golf and you get the ball in the hole, you're jammy.

那当我们打迷你高尔夫球的时候，你把球打进洞里，你就是很走运。

Everybody else at the golf course feels the same.

高尔夫球场上的其他人都是这么想的。

No, we're going to play golf Saturday morning.

不会，我们周六早上要去打高尔夫。

It also applies to golf balls, frisbees and baseballs.

这个原理同样可以应用於高尔夫球，飞盘和棒球。