Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

是么？你要是不算上痔疮和呕吐怀孕，倒确不错。

Officially, it was a nasty bout of hemorrhoids.

官方说法是，他死因是严重痔疮。

It could be my hemorrhoid commercial.

也可能是我那个痔疮药广告。

Because when you sit and strain for too long, you can get things like hemorrhoids.

因为当你久坐并用力过久时，可能会得痔疮。

The right position can actually help prevent other issues like hemorrhoids or constipation.

正确姿势实际上有助于预防其他问题，如痔疮或便秘。

Meanwhile, TikTok could be giving you hemorrhoids.

与此同时，抖音可能会让你得痔疮。

It looks like Paddington Bear if he had multiple hemorrhoids.

它看起来就像帕丁顿长了多个痔疮似。

Below hippo hemorrhoids, but above your parents' sex life.

比河马痔疮好，但比你父母性生活差。

I know this upsets the putinoids and gets their hemorrhoids in a... Particularly bad state.

我知道这会让普丁支持者们感到不安，让他们痔疮... 尤其是... 恶化。

That's going to be a long poop. You're going to have some hemorrhoids after that.

这将是一个很长便便。之后你就会得痔疮。

Ideas range from the bubonic plague to some kind of STD to hemorrhoids.

关于其起因花八门，从黑死病到某种性传播疾病，再到痔疮，不一而足。

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔疮搏斗 我注定要吃败仗。

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔疮都能享用。

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔疮垫呀？

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔疮。-我听不太一样。我能讲完吗？

We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.

我们不再有痔疮问题了。

Jay, that gives me hemorrhoids, yo.

杰伊，那让我痔疮发作，伙计。

No matter what you call it, if you have hemorrhoids, your tushy is no laughing matter.

不论你怎么称呼它，如果你患有痔疮，你臀部可不是一个好笑话题。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅是这种更加自然姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔疮。

Ooh, I forgot my sweet hemorrhoid doughnut I scored.

差点忘了我抢到甜甜圈形痔疮坐垫。