Andrew, there may be a judge out there stupid enough to emancipate you, but until you find him, I retain all my parental rights, one of which is to ground your sorry behind until kingdom come.
And in fact, actually, the wealth of the kingdom comes from land and the labor, the value of labor, and that this is an entirely different way of conceiving the economy.
In the meantime, I brought you my own personal stapler, a two-hole punch, three-hole punch, old-school wite-out, and enough highlighters to last you till kingdom come.