You could never be a lawyer because you are oversexed. You're too distracted

你不可能成为名律师，因为你太过性感，你太分了。

Wouldn't you rather be with a guy who's kind and giving and not interested in sex, than an unstable, oversexed prick, who only wants to get laid?

个亲切体贴但对性不感兴趣，应该比满脑子只想做爱 而欲求不满好吧？