Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

见过犀牛排便吗？

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

有想过为什么鸟要车上拉屎吗？

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己大便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化。它们叫做粪化。

When they're not eating, pandas rest and rest and poop and poop.

当它们不吃东西时候，熊猫休息，休息，然后拉屎。

He would be collecting a bucket a day of goose poop in it.

他每天要收集一桶鹅粪。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情是那样。”去大便。直接大便。

All right, we've got some fresh poop in here.

好了，我们发现了一些新鲜便便。

The presence of certain molecules tipped them off that it was indeed human poop.

某些分子存在提示他们这确实是人类粪便。

On the other hand, cats bury their poop in an attempt to hide its smell.

另一方面，猫会把粪便埋起来，试图隐藏它气味。

Things start moving and you gotta poop.

腹中翻江倒海，想去趟厕所。

To find out, researchers spent eight years scooping the poop from a troop of 40 chimpanzees in Tanzania.

为了一探究竟，研究人员历时8年收集到了坦桑尼亚40只群居黑猩猩粪便。

I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

我想该穿件没白鸽衣服。

So try and keep calm and poop on.

所以试着保持冷淡定，好好大便吧。

Feeding your baby poop is a pretty strange strategy.

给自己宝宝喂大便听起来非常奇怪。

They don't even poop in that time.

他们甚至都不便便。

But every time you get near them the very first thing that they do is projectile poop.

但每次靠近它们，它们做第一件事是排便。

And a handy window into the gut is poop.

进入肠道便利方法是大便。