Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见过犀牛排？

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

你有想过为什么鸟要向你车上拉屎？

That's bird poop, dead birds and trees and mulch.

那是鸟粪、死鸟、树木和地膜。

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里以外。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己大。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大。粪化石。它们叫做粪化石。

When they're not eating, pandas rest and rest and poop and poop.

当它们不吃东西时候，熊猫休息，休息，然后拉屎。

He would be collecting a bucket a day of goose poop in it.

他每天要收集一桶鹅粪。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大。直接大就行。

All right, we've got some fresh poop in here.

好了，我们发现了一些新鲜。

The presence of certain molecules tipped them off that it was indeed human poop.

某些分子存在提示他们这确实是人类粪。

On the other hand, cats bury their poop in an attempt to hide its smell.

另一方面，猫会把粪埋起来，试图隐藏它气味。

Things start moving and you gotta poop.

腹中翻江倒海，你想去趟厕所。

To find out, researchers spent eight years scooping the poop from a troop of 40 chimpanzees in Tanzania.

为了一探究竟，研究人员历时8年收集到了坦桑尼亚40只群居黑猩猩粪。

I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

我想你该穿件没白鸽衣服。

So try and keep calm and poop on.

所以试着保持冷淡定，好好大吧。

They don't even poop in that time.

他们甚至都不。

Feeding your baby poop is a pretty strange strategy.

给自己宝宝喂大听起来非常奇怪。

But every time you get near them the very first thing that they do is projectile poop.

但每次你靠近它们，它们做第一件事就是排。