Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见过犀牛排便吗？

Is it unhealthy if you don't poop every day?

如果没有每天大便的话，会不健康吗？

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我去大便。

I really need my measly, pathetic job scooping your dog's poop.

我真的需这份给你的狗收狗屎的活。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

你有想过为向你的车上拉屎吗？

Come on. The constant fussing, eating, pooping, burping, drooling.

得了吧，一直闹腾，吃，拉，打嗝，口水。

I just went straight to pooping on them.

我刚才直接拉在他们头上。

I'm pooping the same... I'm pooping the dust spot.

我去趟商...我去趟上电。

That's bird poop, dead birds and trees and mulch.

那是粪、死、树木和地膜。

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己的大便。

Oh, and some of them could be pooping the pants, too.

他们中的一些人还可能会拉裤子。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

When they're not eating, pandas rest and rest and poop and poop.

当它们不吃东西的时候，熊猫休息，休息，然后拉屎。

He would be collecting a bucket a day of goose poop in it.

他每天收集一桶鹅粪。

We suspect about 60 percent of predator-based sloth deaths happen while they're pooping.

我们怀疑有约 60% 的树懒是在大便时被掠食者杀死的。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

The presence of certain molecules tipped them off that it was indeed human poop.

某些分子的存在提示他们这确实是人类的粪便。

On the other hand, cats bury their poop in an attempt to hide its smell.

另一方面，猫会把粪便埋起来，试图隐藏它的气味。

Meanwhile, German cockroaches will eat their own poop, vomit, and dead or dying colony members without hesitation.

与此同时，德国蟑螂可以吃自己的排泄物和呕吐物，并且会毫不犹豫地食用死去的或濒临死亡的群体成员。