No, kids are gonna call him Cooper the pooper scooper.

不行，孩子们会叫他便便铲库珀。

I think I'd be one of those, like, spaghetti scoopers.

我想我会是那种，比如，意大利面勺子。你知道的？

Anyway, I bought little scoopers, like little silicone scoopers where you can just scoop product out and then put it into the palm of your hand, you know, and then rub it together and then put it wherever.

总之，我买了些小勺子， 像是那种小硅胶勺， 可以轻松地舀出产品， 然后放在手心，接着揉搓均匀， 再涂抹到何需要的地方。 非常实用。

We are now going to do the worst of 2024 or as we affectionately refer to it, the pooper scooper.

我们现在要评选2024年的最差，或者用我们亲切的叫法，粪便清理者。

And I think we should all, wellness scoopers, everybody listening to this podcast, let's spread this news.

我觉得我们所有人，关注健康的人，所有收听这档播客的朋友，都应该传播这个消息。

So you'll have something that's really quite kind of scientifically advanced up against a unique pooper scooper.

因此，你会看到一种真高科技的产品与一个独特设计的狗便清理器对抗。

They usually use ice cream scoopers and stuff to make sure you're using the right amount.

他们通常会使用冰淇淋勺等工具，以确保你使用的是适量。

He looks up and he sees that somebody's like taken a giant ice cream scooper and kind of scraped half the mountain.

他抬头一看，发现有人好像用一个巨大的冰淇淋勺子刮掉了一半的山。

So for me, this is a very deserving pooper scooper.

对我而言，这部作品完全配得上“最差”称号。