We passed an afternoon at the Iowa State Fair, riding bumper cars and shooting water soakers to win stuffed animals, as photographers jostled for position, shoving their lenses in our faces.
And bear in mind too, were I to do it again, I'm saying go to the doctor preferably, but say post-apocalyptic, society's crumbled, but you do have a super soaker.
And also because if you put boiling hot water in a super soaker magazine, that's going to melt the plastic too, makes it harder for the next Ear surgery you have to do.