I've separated the green bits from the stalky bits and treat it just as you would pak choi bok choi which you'd pay quite a premium for in the supermarket.

把绿色部分和茎干部分分开，就像你在超市里花高价、小一样。

I thought about calling him, but nothing says stalky, insecure girlfriend like someone who calls at four a.m. My thoughts whirred and tumbled and fell in a great toxic cloud.

想给他打电话， 但半夜三点打电话，只会显得个跟踪狂、不自信女朋友。 思绪混乱不堪， 像一团有毒云一样翻腾坠落。