Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar.

使命必达先生 打开Jerry那愚蠢美乃滋罐子。

Oh, stop affecting that stupid hip-hop dialect.

好好说话 别嘻哈了。

Do you have a boyfriend? - Negative. Men are stupid.

你有男友吗? - 没有 男人都蠢。

Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but why are you being stupid?

容我问个傻叉问题，你为什么这么傻叉?

He danced round and round Mary, and sang a funny little song about Miss Mary and her stupid flowers.

他围着玛丽又蹦又跳，一边唱起一支滑稽有关玛丽小姐和她愚蠢花儿歌。

I'm not that stupid. Go grind your own ax.

我没那么傻。要玩你自己玩。

Sandy Cohan, owner of a graphic print production business, created the quote board to document the bizarre phrases people say when under strict deadlines, when you're on distress, you say stupid things, says Cohen.

桑迪·科汉是一家平面印刷制作企业老板，他创建记录板是为了记录人们在严格期限下处于困境时，会说一些奇怪话。科汉说，人在处于压力下时候，会说些傻话。

I was dumbfounded. I could only look at Stroeve in stupid amazement.

我愣在那里，一句话也说不出来，目瞪口呆地直勾勾地望着他。

Of course, he thought bitterly, Uncle Vernon was talking about the stupid dinner party.

当然啦，他怨忿地想，弗农姨父是在讲那个愚蠢晚宴。

Six-year-old men and women were too stupid to do even Epsilon work.

六岁男人和女人太愚蠢，连爱扑塞隆工作都干不了。

I am ripping these stupid braces off the second I get home.

我一回家就要把这该死牙箍摘掉。

Predilection for sour mash doesn't make a man stupid.

男人爱喝酸麦芽威士忌又不等于傻。

But she wasn't stupid, Wilson thought, no, not stupid.

但是她不蠢，威尔逊想，不，不蠢。

Stupid, unreliable vampire, I thought to myself.

愚蠢，不可靠吸血鬼，我自忖着。

I'm so stupid and naive sometimes.

我怎么这么蠢这么幼稚呢。

Mathematician Bertrand Russell once said, " The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world, the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."

“问题根本原因是，在现代社会，愚蠢人自信满满，而聪明人充满怀疑。”

One night, I couldn't stand it any more and shouted, Dad, could you stop selling your stupid noodles? I don't need a father who sells noodles on the street!

一天晚上，我再也忍不住了，朝老爸吼道：“爸爸，你能不能不再去卖面条？我不需要一个在大街上卖面条父亲！”

That was the stupidest tea-party I've ever been to in all my life!

这是我这辈子参加过愚蠢茶话会！

Because we know two kids at school who are, and they're only using condoms, which is really stupid because condoms are only 85 percent effective.

因为我们听说两个学生发生关系，只用了避孕套，这种做法很愚蠢，因为避孕套只有85%避孕几率。

The Master said, " There are only the wise of the highest class, and the stupid of the lowest class, who cannot be changed."

“唯上知与下愚不移。”