In Japan more paper is used to print manga, than to make toilet paper.

在日本用来印漫画的甚至厕。

The bog roll is the toilet paper.

所以bog roll就是厕的意思。

He picks up on toilet paper and crooked lampshades.

他注意到厕，旁边还有歪七扭八的灯罩。

We've run out of toilet paper.

我们用完卫。

And it's not just toilet paper.

而且，这不仅仅是卫。

No problem, just put some toilet paper on it.

没事，拿卫擦一下就。

Everything from cereal to toilet paper is more expensive.

从麦片到厕，所有东西都更贵。

Is that like...what we would call toilet paper?

它是像… … 我们所说的卫？

Cradle of civilization. They invented embalming and toilet paper.

那是文明的摇篮，他们发明防腐剂和卫。

Excuse me, where can I find the toilet paper?

请问我在哪里可以找到卫？

Toilet paper is pretty straightforward. Cybersecurity is mysterious and complex.

厕的例子相对直接易懂。网络安全神秘且复杂。

Perhaps Americans were hoarding alcohol as they were toilet paper.

也许美国人囤积酒精就像他们囤积卫一样。

Okay. I guess I'm just this entire family's toilet paper.

好吧看来 我就是全家人的出气筒。

Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?

为什么我要把厕戴在头上啊？

Hundreds of people would tell you where to get toilet paper.

几百人都会告诉你哪里有卖的。

It even uses it in some public restrooms to dispense toilet paper.

甚至在一些公共卫间使用该技术来分发卫。

Make that Charmin about what the severe cold did to toilet paper.

看看严寒对Charmin 牌子的卫的影响。

Angel soft toilet paper used to have 425 sheets on a roll.

天使软厕曾经一卷有425张。

Commercial toilet paper is very different from what we consumers use at home.

商业厕与我们在家用的厕非常不同。

I'm talking about the great toilet paper shortage of 1973.

而是 1973 年发的厕荒。