Of course, he has to do this topless while creating a human hurricane, laying the beat down with nunchucks and ultimately making them eat their own words.
And the British royal family say they want the photographer who took pictures of Prince William's wife sunbathing topless in France to be charged with a criminal offence for invading the couple's privacy.
The British royal family says it has launched legal action in France against a French magazine which published topless photographs of Prince Williams' wife, the Duchess of Cambridge.