Today's story tallying a 10 out of 10 is a tale about tater tots.

最后一分钟是一个关于炸薯球故事。

Oh, I gotta tell the Tots about this.

喔，我一定要告诉 Tots 这件事。

And they have been working pretty much since they were tots.

而这些感官在很早时候就开始运作了。

Every tot spends two mornings a week in a Hospital for the Dying.

每个幼儿每周都得在医院过两个上午，学习死亡课。

I think I found them. -That's the Toys for Tots collection bin.

我找到了 那是要捐出去玩具。

That's awfully convenient, don't you think? -For the tots it is.

很方便不是吗？ 对捐赠单位来说。

Ou Klaas would be on the land now, waiting for his tot of cheap wine.

欧·克拉斯现在应该在田地里，等着喝他那点便宜葡萄酒。

We're talking the plant that birthed French fries and tater tots, latkes and hash-browns.

我们说是一种孕育了炸薯条、土豆泥、墨西哥卷饼和薯饼植物。

Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of Tots.

晚上土豆会被做成带小块块土豆泥 以及炸土豆丸子。

Double Windsor bans tots after 5pm.

双温莎在17点后禁止孩子进。

Tot up these costs in lost earnings and unrealised human potential, and the figures become dizzying.

再加上损失和未能实现人潜力，这个数字能把你吓晕。

Unfortunately, the tater tots are not.

很可惜 马铃薯球就没地方了。

As for the tots, they're twits.

生孩子又是白痴。

All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots.

好吧，好吧。晚土豆泥会有成块和有酒味。

THE CAT IS ON THE MAT. THE TOT IS IN THE POT. He learned quickly and easily.

小小子蹲瓶子，小猫咪坐垫子。他学得又快又轻松。

And, Mary, I believe I recognize these tater tots from when I packed them in your bag.

玛丽，我认出来这好像是我帮你装袋薯球呢。

Now, to learn more about the history of the tot and to see some wild and tasty tater creations.

现在，我们来了解更多关于炸薯球历史，看看小众但美味炸薯球。

Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots. -Monica: That's not a question.

喂，Monica，我有一个问题。 我没看见有酒味土豆泥。这不叫问题！

I mean, who doesn't want tots with mac and cheese and fried chicken on it?

我是说，谁不想要搭配芝士通心粉和炸鸡炸薯球呢？

Tater tots were invented back in 1953 in Oregon as a way to keep potato scraps from going to waste.

1953年，俄勒冈州发明了炸薯球，用来防止土豆残渣浪费。