Duncan wears a toupee to cover his bald head.

邓肯假发来盖住他的秃头。

" I don't wear toupee, it's my hair."

“我不假发，这我自己的头发。”

Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.

他说那《星际迷航》里的毛毛球。但其实也可能只假发，反正不管哪样，都蛮酷的。

Other than a bad toupee? I'm kidding, of course. This is my real hair.

除这烂假发吗？我开玩笑的。这可真头发。

" Some things are better left unsaid, " said Mr. Wiggins, adjusting his toupee.

“有些事情最好还不要说出来，”威金斯先生一边说，一边调整着他的假发。

I was just checking if I left my toupee here.

我来不把假发忘在这。

Well, only to distract from his toupee.

没错 只为掩饰他的假发。

" Your toupee looks like my pet  weasel, " he told Principal Wiggins.

“你的假发起来像我的宠物黄鼠狼，”他告诉威金斯校长。

Number two... don't stare at guests who are wearing toupees.

第二 别大眼珠子瞪着假发的嘉宾。

You can't - you cannot live with a man who starts to wear toupee and thinks he is handsome now and rejuvenated.

你不能——你不能和一个开始假发并认为自己现在很英俊并且恢复活力的男人一起生活。

And I keep telling men - so, you see, rather dead than going to a psychiatrist, but at the same time, rather dead than ever wearing a toupee.

我一直告诉人们——所以，你，宁可死也不要去精神科医生，但同时，宁可死也不要假发。