Start off by cutting a slit on either side of the paper.

先在纸两边各剪刀。

I just got stabbed in the back.

我觉得被人从背后捅了刀。

Such a one-size-fits-all approach may, though, be overly simple.

然而，这种刀切做法可能过于简单。

In real life, there is rarely a one size fits all solution to a problem. And that is how we usually use this expression.

现实生活中，对于题，很少有能刀切解决方案（one size fits all solution to a problem）。

Yet rather than empowering teachers to find what works best for their students, the policy imposes a flat, across-the-board rule.

但是，老师没有得到授权去寻找什么作业最适合学生，该政策给老师强加了条无聊刀切规则。

And so to honor an amazing man, here's that interview in its entirety. Most of these has never been seen before.

为了向这位奇人致敬，我们几乎刀未剪，大部分内容是首次公布于众。

How was what done? - The stabbing?

什么是怎么做到? - 怎么捅那刀?

Under attack, they took the easiest path: in order to not have problems with political cartoons in the future, let's not have any at all.

在攻击之下，他们选择了最容易路：为了将来不再因政治漫画惹上麻烦，现在就将它们刀切地停掉。

I can't believe Rowley went and backstabbed me like that.

我简直不敢相信罗利会那样子在背后捅我刀。

[Ben] This first cut is gonna be magical.

第刀会很神奇。

They always do when I make the first incision.

当我划下第刀时候，她们都会尖叫。

Why burn a bridge to someone who could help you later? That's just stupid.

跟别人刀两断以后谁还肯帮助你？那真是傻。

Even if it means stabbing you in the back.

即使这意味着在背后捅你刀。

But since itchiness can be caused by so many things there isn't a one-size-fits-all remedy.

但是既然瘙痒可以由很多事情引起，所以就没有刀切治疗方法。

I have done with you from this very day. I told you in the library, you know, that I should never speak to you again, and you will find me as good as my word.

从今天起，我跟你刀两断。你知道，刚刚在书房里，我就跟你说过，我再也不要跟你说话了，瞧我说得到就做得到。

Nothing. - Phil, you sold me out behind my back.

没什么 -你在我背后捅我刀 菲尔。

I thought a clean break was just better for...I'm pregnant.

我想着刀两断更好… … 我怀孕了。

Okay. That was a knife to the heart.

好吧 真是刀直戳我心。

Because he -- - Because he was.

因为—— - 因为他确实被捅了刀。

None of that, like, Manny stuff. It's a character-driven departure for me.

奶爸什么，都刀两断了。这对我来说是剧中人物告别。