Well, I'm sure there's no substitute for you.

定 上无人能替代你。

Jerry Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry.

存于上对来说是痛苦的。

Congratulations. I think you've found the world's thinnest argument.

恭喜。你找到了上最薄弱的论点。

I was once the most powerful being on earth.

曾是上最强大的存。

Not far away, another litter has made a grand entrance into the world.

不远处，又有一小窝狗狗华丽丽的来到这个上。

The Roman Empire was once without a doubt the most powerful civilization on earth.

毋庸置疑，罗马帝国曾是上最强大的文明。

And he has everything, charisma, swarthy good looks, money, status and enemies.

他拥有了上的一切，他魅力十足、 黝黑俊俏、财富、地位，当然，还有敌人。

In life, we are taught that there are seven deadly sins.

每个人从小就被告知，这上有七宗罪。

I love you so much. I love you more than anything in the world.

很爱你 这上最爱的就是你。

There are millions of people lighting candles of hope in our world today.

这上有成千上万的人都的界点亮蜡烛。

There are so many people out there like you, Miche.

米歇尔，这上还有那么多和你一样的人。

And another one of my favorite people on this planet.

是上最喜欢的其中一个人。

There's no shortcut at the end of the day to me.

对来说上没有捷径。

You know, having Stefan Edberg, Sampras, Becker, Michael Jordan.

如你所知，这上还有斯特凡·埃德伯格、桑普拉斯、贝克尔、迈克尔·乔丹等众多的英雄。

That was our tour inside the world's most expensive high school.

这就是上最昂贵高中的导览。

When you're living for that dash in the middle, you're going to remember your why.

当你活生命中的那个破折号时，去找出你活上的那个「为什么」。

Your why, why you're here, not, not the why, why did you do something.

为什么你会这个上？不是「为什么」要做某些事？

Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.

又是谁？这上有母亲节，有父亲节，没有女同志节。

I think Jesse Eisenberg is one of the funniest people in the world.

杰西·艾森柏格是这上最有趣的人之一。

It's no secret that some of the world's greatest artists suffered from mental illnesses.

大家都知道，有些上最伟大的艺术家受心理疾病所苦。