You find your soul mate, you get married, you stay together until you die, period.

你找到你的灵魂伴侣喜结连理，然后白头，。

Come on you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.

谁不晓得龙虾一旦恋爱，就会白头呢。

And if it doesn't work out, I'd be happy to introduce you to Butt Crack Bob over here.

如果没能白头，我很乐意介绍你认识那位屁缝哥。

I think this is black and white. Do you love me enough to spend your life with me?

我觉得这个问题就是是或否这么简单。你爱我爱到愿意与我白头的程度吗？

You and your boyfriend gonna go the distance?

你和男友会白头吗？

Wish you have a long, happy and prosperous life together.

恭喜恭喜！祝你们白头。

Well, who's getting divorced? I'm in this for keeps.

谁说要离婚 我们要白头的。

Boys with money don't end up with the maid.

富家子弟才不会跟女佣白头一辈子。

C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.

谁不晓得 龙虾一旦恋爱 就会白头。

I guess. Nature's way of allowing couples to grow old together without killing each other.

我想是的，自然法则是让夫妻白头......而不是互相残杀。

But you know, with Ian everything was always easy. That's the kind of guy I could see myself living into my nineties with.

但是，跟伊恩在一起任何事都是水到渠成。那才是我觉得能与我白头的人。

There's twO types Of guiys Ouit there - the Ones that hOld yOuir hand, and the Ones that fuick yOui.

世界上有两种男人有种男人会与你执手 有种人只知道和你上床。

And the defenders of same-sex marriage say no, procreation is not the only purpose of marriage; what about a lifelong, mutual, loving commitment? That's really what marriage is about.

繁衍后代并非婚姻的唯一目的，大家都忘了长相厮守、白头、相濡以沫了吗？那才是婚姻的真谛。