We can't have sex in the office.

我们不能办公室里做爱。

We have a pact not to have sex again until the wedding.

我们决定婚礼前不做爱的。

I'm going to make love to my wife!

嘿 Hey! 我就要去和我老婆做爱了！

We haven't had sex in 14 months.

我们14做爱了。

You seem like you were a million miles away while we were making love.

当我们做爱时 你看起来好像千里之外。

The people next door kept me up all night with their sex noises.

隔壁房间的人做爱声大得我睡。

My husband won't have sex with me.

我丈夫不和我做爱。

Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex?

还记得那每次我们做爱都会哭的家伙吗？

We are not having sex on the counter right now.

现才不要跟你桌子做爱。

Y'know Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

我之前，他已经有两年有做爱了。

You might want to make extra, because you'll be hungry after the sex.

最好多做点 做爱之后会很饿。

Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.

每次做爱都是对生活方式的重大抉择。

You haven't had sex in four months, you're fine?

你四做爱了，你挺好？

If you need sex, what do you feel? (Laughter) Thank you.

如果你需要做爱， 你什麽感觉？（笑声）谢谢。

People in Laughter Yoga meetings usually perform a series of exercises.

人们起做爱笑瑜伽时通常会做系列的动作。

And this is how people do Laughter Yoga today.

从而形成了如今人们做爱笑瑜伽的方式。

No flirting or making out or anything, but fun.

有调情做爱啥的，但是玩的很开心。

He added that couples stuck at home together may have more time for sex.

他补充说，夫妻待家里可能会有更多的时间做爱。

Oh. So she would be in the room with us while we make love?

哦，当我们做爱的时候 她要和我们呆房间里？

He discovered something about what he wanted his love-making to be.

他发现他希望从做爱当中获得的东西。