Drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

评家只是当不成演员人。

The New Yorker critic Emily Nussbaum popularized the phrase writing about NBC's " Smash, " which premiered in 2012, back when there were far fewer platforms, and linear TV channels still tended to air shows first.

《纽约客》评论家艾米丽·努斯鲍姆在写美国全国广播公NBC《声大噪》评推广了这个说法，该于2012年首播，当流媒体平台很少，线性电视频道仍然是电视首播平台。

Some are on-staff at your local newspaper, usually reviewing little-theater productions or pontificating about the local sports teams.

有些在你当地纸供职，通常写些小制作评，或是对当地球队指手画脚或是大加吹捧。

But congratulations on what I think might be the best New York Times review of a play of all time that came out a few days ago.

但恭喜你获得了我认为可能是有史以来最好一次《纽约》评，这篇评论几天前刚出炉。

Commentary on the series has understandably focused on the dragons that ensnare children on the web, revelations to many real-life parents as they are to Jamie's.

评自然聚焦于那些在网络上诱捕儿童“恶龙” ，这些揭示对于现实生活中父母如同对杰米一样震撼。

I'm excited. I've never gotten reviewed before.

我好兴奋 我从来没有被评过。

I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.

我好兴奋第一次有我评。

You know what you should do? - Become a drama critic.

你知道你该怎么做吗？ - 去当评家。

By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.

对了，他看完评之后甩了我。

Yeah, well, I had a fight with the prison theater critic.

是 我跟监狱评家打了一架。

In reviewing a play, don't just tell us that the set is " striking." Describe its various levels, or how it is ingeniously lit, or how it helps the actors to make their entrances and exits as a conventional set would not.

在评中，不要只是告诉我布景“引人注目” 。 描述它各个层次，或者它是如何巧妙地照明， 或者它是如何帮助演员进出， 这是传统布景所不能做到。

Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

评家只是当不成演员人。

So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?

那些评真是在嫉妒我?

Listen, drama critics they're nothing but, but people who couldn't make it as actors. You know what you should do?

评家只是当不成演员人，你猜你该怎么做?