You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me?

那些剧真的是在嫉妒我？

Drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

剧家只是当不成演员的人。

By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.

对了，他看完剧之后甩了我。

Some are on-staff at your local newspaper, usually reviewing little-theater productions or pontificating about the local sports teams.

有些在你们当地报纸供职，通常写些的剧，或是对当地球队指手画脚或是大加吹捧。

So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?

那些剧真的是在嫉妒我?

Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

剧家只是当不成演员的人。

I'm excited. I've never gotten reviewed before.

我好兴奋 我从来没有被剧过。

I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.

我好兴奋第一次有我的剧。

By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.

对了，他看完剧之后甩了我。

Yeah, well, I had a fight with the prison theater critic.

是的 我跟监狱的剧家打了一架。

You know what you should do? - Become a drama critic.

你知道你该怎么做吗？ - 去当剧家。

Listen, drama critics they're nothing but, but people who couldn't make it as actors. You know what you should do?

剧家只是当不成演员的人，你猜你该怎么做?