Drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

剧评家只是不成演员的人。

The New Yorker critic Emily Nussbaum popularized the phrase writing about NBC's " Smash, " which premiered in 2012, back when there were far fewer platforms, and linear TV channels still tended to air shows first.

《纽约客》的评论家艾米丽·努斯鲍姆写美国全国广播公司NBC的《名声大噪》剧评时推广了这个说法，该剧于2012年首播，时流媒体平台很少，线性的电视频道仍然是电视剧的首播平台。

Some are on-staff at your local newspaper, usually reviewing little-theater productions or pontificating about the local sports teams.

有些报纸供职，通常写些小制作的剧评，或是对球队指手画脚或是大加吹捧。

But congratulations on what I think might be the best New York Times review of a play of all time that came out a few days ago.

但恭喜获得了我认为可能是有史以来最好的一次《纽约时报》剧评，这篇评论几天前刚出炉。

Commentary on the series has understandably focused on the dragons that ensnare children on the web, revelations to many real-life parents as they are to Jamie's.

剧评自然聚焦于那些网络上诱捕儿童的“恶龙” ，这些揭示对于现实生活中的父母如同对杰米一样震撼。

I'm excited. I've never gotten reviewed before.

我好兴奋 我从来没有被剧评过。

I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.

我好兴奋第一次有我的剧评。

You know what you should do? - Become a drama critic.

知道该怎么做吗？ - 去剧评家。

By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.

对了，他看完剧评之后甩了我。

Yeah, well, I had a fight with the prison theater critic.

是的 我跟监狱的剧评家打了一架。

In reviewing a play, don't just tell us that the set is " striking." Describe its various levels, or how it is ingeniously lit, or how it helps the actors to make their entrances and exits as a conventional set would not.

剧评中，不要只是告诉我布景“引人注目” 。 描述它的各个层次，或者它是如何巧妙照明， 或者它是如何帮助演员进出， 这是传统布景所不能做到的。

Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

剧评家只是不成演员的人。

So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?

那些剧评真的是嫉妒我?

Listen, drama critics they're nothing but, but people who couldn't make it as actors. You know what you should do?

剧评家只是不成演员的人，猜该怎么做?