I have got a run. Can you tell me where is the restroom?

我拉肚子了，能告诉我卫在哪？

Actually, I don't need a bathroom. I need a C.F.O.

事实上 我是来借卫的 我需要个财务总监。

Mom, Randall's been in the bathroom primping for, like, an hour.

妈，兰德尔占着卫打扮了快一小时了。

They still poop, they still have to eat.

他们也要上卫，也需要吃饭。

Nowadays people like to live in a big bedroom with a bathroom attached to it.

现在人们喜欢住大卧室，卧室配备卫的那种。

I need to go to the toilet. Could you let me off the hook?

我要去卫。你能帮我身？

When I am finished, it is as neat and impersonal as a hotel bathroom.

我打扫完后，卫就像酒店的那样井井有条，丝毫没有人情味儿。

You need to go to the bathroom?

你要去卫？

Before take-off and landing, flight attendants usually flip a small switch on the bathroom door.

在起飞和降落之前，乘务员通常会打开卫门上的一个小开关。

No, the bathroom. No, the restroom. - Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Wow.

对，去卫。对，去洗手。- 对。对，没错。对。哇。

Why not reduce the risk altogether and just go to the bathroom?

为什么去一下卫，然后规避掉这些风险呢？

Like your bedroom and the bathroom, or Earth and Jupiter.

就像是从你的卧室到卫，或是从地球到木星。

We were using the washroom next door and carrying water over in empty milk gallons.

我们借用着邻居的卫，用空的牛奶壶把水装过来。

You know how everybody has their worst toilet story?

你知道每人都是怎么讲他们的最惨卫故事？

But don't worry, sir, it's only Mr Blessiu, the plumber. He's working in the bathroom.

过别担心，先，那个人是管道工布莱修先。他正在卫干活儿。

We have one in literally every bathroom in the house.

我们家几乎每个卫都有一个。

And then, you'll be running to the bathroom.

然后，你就会冲去卫。

It even uses it in some public restrooms to dispense toilet paper.

甚至在一些公共卫使用该技术来分发卫纸。

Kitchens and bathrooms partly made with concrete and newer materials ensure modern conveniences.

厨房和卫部分由混凝土和较新的材料制成，确保了现代化的便利。

Thanks. Hold on a second. I'm in the bathroom.

谢谢。稍等一下，我在卫。