About a million bottles are bought every minute, not only by thirsty tourists but also by many of the 2.1 billion worldwide who live with unsafe drinking water.
When the thirsty travelers stopped for a drink and found their milk was now full of hard lumps, they drank it anyway and ate the curdled, cheesy leftovers.
We are supposed to be working on our marriage, Carlos, but we can't do that as long as our lady of perpetual stick-up-her-butt has you worrying about thirsty orphans.