Table for two. Nonsmoking section. Can we sit by a window? Two menus, please. We're in a hurry. We're pressed for time. What's today's special? What's your best dish? What are you famous for?
Others, according to this e-mail I received at work, go them one better, " The only designated smoking area at Building One is at the picnic benches, under the covered area, where the butt distinguishers are."