With 53 platforms, over 200 exits, and a complex map system, it'd be tough for two teams of dweeby tourists, split either end of the station to navigate to this statue using no devices, wouldn't it?
Some have scribbled their way to homes in the Caribbean, leaving a trail of pulsing adverbs, wooden characters, and vile passive-voice constructions behind them.
I never thought I'd be using my masters in organic chemistry to teach the periodic table to a bunch of dead-eyed teenagers, but such is life, here I am.
A psychedelic, cat-headed human blankly contemplates two apples and three pears in an open cabinet shaped, for whatever free-associative reason, like the number five.