Today is the official start of your undergraduate education at Yale, and on behalf of all my colleagues here on stage with me, we are delighted this day has arrived!
' With this irrepressible ebullition of mirth, Master Bates laid himself flat on the floor: and kicked convulsively for five minutes, in an ectasy of facetious joy.
All around the table came cries of delight, sighs of relief: Hermione and Fleur both squealed, " Congratulations! " and Ron said, " Blimey, a baby! " as if he had never heard of such a thing before.
And even though Kobe's sports column had come in 200 words too long, without a lead or a kicker or a point at all, really, Morgan is entering the last closed party of the school year on a high.