If I'm the eye, you're the tear. If I am bagel, you're my schmear.

我是眼睛凝望，君之泪水光芒。百吉饼儿喷喷香，君乃糖衣增芬芳。

No, but then perfume would be a nice thing to put on guys.

化妆，过般男孩会喷香水。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men!

又是第喷香水的牛仔抢走女友。毕坚男士香水？毕坚男士香水！

I feel like I'm more likely to wear perfume on a night out.

我觉得在外出的晚上更有可能会喷香水。

So the last thing, Gris Dior, I wear fragrance every day and you know why?

所以最后件事，Gris Dior，我每天都喷香水，你知道为什么吗？

It is kind of like squirting perfume out.

有点像喷香水样。

It's the same if you wear perfume or if you smoke.

如果你喷香水或抽烟，情况是样的。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.

是我第喷香水的牛仔抢走女孩子了。

And a misty valley is azure blue.

门外奇花布锦，桥边瑶草喷香。

She's not naked. She's wearing the perfume.

她没有裸体。她在喷香水。

Don't put it on like perfume.

要像喷香水样喷它。

I don't always think to put on perfume in the morning.

我并总是想着在早上喷香水。

And then you just do one little spray (perfume spraying) at a little bit of a distance.

然后你只需要喷小下（喷香水），稍微保持点距离。

Hey, I'm just... It's one of those places you walk in and somebody sprays you with perfume.

嘿，我只是...那种地方进去就有人朝你喷香水。

Spray cologne at Bimbel's Department store.

我只是在宾贝儿店里喷香水的。

You have to spray your perfume from far away; otherwise it will stay in your clothes.

你必须从远处喷香水；否则它会留在你的衣服里。

I don't wear, when I wear cologne, I have this, I have a little travel size thing I take.

我常喷香水，但如果喷的话，我会带个旅行装的小瓶子。

But one of the other things was putting on perfume and just always represented, like, womanhood and adulthood to me.

但是另件事就是喷香水，总是代表了女性气质和成年期对我来说。

When your girlfriend puts on perfume - puts on things to make her smell better - you would say she smells good.

当你的女朋友喷香水——做些让自己闻起来更好的事情——你会说她闻起来很香。

He neither smoked, nor used perfume, nor tried to make himself look younger, but was always spotless, and distinguished in his dress.

他抽烟，喷香水，也试图让自己看起来更年轻， 但总是尘染， 衣着尊贵。