If I'm the eye, you're the tear. If I am bagel, you're my schmear.

我是眼睛凝望，君之泪水光芒。百吉饼儿喷喷香，君乃糖衣增芬芳。

No, but then perfume would be a nice thing to put on guys.

不化妆，不过般男孩会喷香水。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men!

这又不是第次被喷香水的牛仔抢走女友。毕坚男士香水？毕坚男士香水！

Men don't normally wear perfume, or at least they don't call it perfume.

男人通常不喷香水，或者至少他们不称其为香水。

So the last thing, Gris Dior, I wear fragrance every day and you know why?

所以最后件事，Gris Dior，我每天都喷香水，你知道为什么吗？

And the way I learned how to apply perfume was from my mom.

我学会如何喷香水的方法是从我妈妈那里学来的。

It's the same if you wear perfume or if you smoke.

如果你喷香水或抽烟，情况是样的。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.

这不是我第次被喷香水的牛仔抢走女孩子了。

If I am bagel, you're my schmear.

百吉饼儿喷喷香 君乃糖衣增芬芳。

And a misty valley is azure blue.

门外奇花布锦，桥边瑶草喷香。

She's not naked. She's wearing the perfume.

她没有裸体。她在喷香水。

Don't put it on like perfume.

不要像喷香水样喷。

You have to spray your perfume from far away; otherwise it will stay in your clothes.

你必须从远处喷香水；否则它会留在你的衣服里。

And the last thing I put on when I actually got all the makeup on, is perfume.

而当我把所有的妆都化好后，最后步是喷香水。

Spray cologne at Bimbel's Department store.

我只是在宾贝儿店里喷香水的。

I feel like I'm more likely to wear perfume on a night out.

我觉得我更有可能在晚上外出时喷香水。

I don't always think to put on perfume in the morning.

我并不总是想在早上喷香水。

Pretty simple way of applying perfume, but it's my way.

喷香水的方法很简单，但这是我的方式。

But one of the other things was putting on perfume and just always represented, like, womanhood and adulthood to me.

但另件事就是喷香水，对我来说，它总是代表女性和成年。

Men should probably wear perfume because they smell a lot worse than women, but for some reason we don't use perfume!

男人可能应该喷香水， 因为他们闻起来比女人难闻得多，但出于某种原因我们不使用香水！