A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

放屁坐垫根本称不上愚人节整人。

Upstairs, in the solemn echoing drive she let four taxi cabs drive away before she selected a new one, lavender-colored with grey upholstery, and in this we slid out from the mass of the station into the glowing sunshine.

在楼上，在那阴沉沉的、有回音的道里，她放过了四辆出租汽，然后才选中了一辆新，是淡紫色的，里面坐垫是灰色的，我们坐着这辆子驶出庞大的站，开进灿烂的阳光里。

Okay, relax. I took off the slipcovers, had them dry-cleaned and then fumigated the cushions.

好吧 淡定吧 我把家具套给拆下来 送去干洗了 坐垫也熏蒸消毒了。

Yeah, the doors slide, the seats slide.

滑动门 移动坐垫。

The crown is placed on a velvet cushion, and lying near it are the golden orb and the sceptre.

王冠被放置在丝绒的坐垫上，在它附近放着黄金质的圆球和权杖。

I've tried to zhuzh up my living room with some bright yellow cushions.

我试着用一些亮黄色的坐垫来饰我的起居室。

You Will Need: A used bridesmaid dress, Ingenuity, Imagination STEP 1 Take apart your dress and use the fabric by sewing the material into throw pillows, chair covers, or a runner.Simple pillow patterns are available online.

穿过的伴娘服, 独创性, 想像力1.拆开伴娘服，充分利用布料，可以缝成绣花枕头，坐垫或长条地毯。简单的枕头款式在网上可以找到。

They stand over me, they start cursing and smoking and tearing up seats, y'know.

他们站在我旁边，开始骂骂咧咧，一边抽着烟一边撕扯坐垫。

And for the person who found the seat pan to be too deep, if they could bring the depth back, it could mitigate contact pressure or discomfort for them as well.

对于那些觉得坐垫太深的人来说，如果他们能把深度调回来，也可以减轻接触压力或不适。

Your built-in tush-cushion is made of fat on top of some pretty hefty gluteal muscles.

的内置臀部坐垫是由脂肪在一些相当重的臀部肌肉上制成的。

Look, I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow!

听着，我知道枕头下有个放屁坐垫！

It's true. At the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet.

这是真的。我还得为店里厕所上个马桶坐垫。

Here, shift a cheek so I can look under the cushions...

听着 高抬贵臀让我看看坐垫下面有没有。

But I just, like look, a candle is so much better than like, those like, blow up cushions you can have on the toilet or something like that. - Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

但我只是，看，蜡烛比可以在马桶上放的充气坐垫要好多了。- 当然，当然，当然，当然，当然。

Ron emerged from the trapdoor, looked around carefully, spotted Harry and made directly for him, or as directly as he could while having to wend his way between tables, chairs and overstuffed pouffes.

罗恩从活板门里探出头，仔细往四下里张望着，看见了哈利，直接朝他走了过来，或者说是尽量直接走了过来，因为他必须小心地绕过那么多桌子、椅子和一只只塞得鼓鼓囊囊的小坐垫。

His little feet resting upon a velvet pouffe, he was sitting well back in a comfortable winged armchair, one hand grasping a small glass of wine, the other searching through a box of crystalized pineapple.

他一双小脚搁在一个天鹅绒的大坐垫上，半躺在一张舒适的带翼的扶手椅上，手里握着一小杯葡萄酒，另一只手在一盒菠萝蜜饯里挑拣着。

There's all of this stuff around like gear and suspension and like the wheels and like, you know, the foamy bits you put on your bum and your, like, shorts.

比如变速器、悬挂系统、轮，还有知道的，垫在臀部的海绵坐垫、骑行短裤等等，相关的知识可多了。

So parents and caregivers know how to use car seats, booster seats, and seat belts and use them on every trip, no matter how short.

所以父母和看护人应当知道如何使用汽安全座椅、辅助软坐垫和安全带，并且无论每次旅程有多短，都要使用它们。

Other major tech firms have reportedly installed timers on toilets to limit bathroom breaks or smart cushions to monitor if employees are in their seats.

据报道，其他主要技公司已经在厕所上安了定时器来限制卫生间休息时间，或者智能坐垫来监控员工是否在座位上。

" Would you rather have her restless, so she starts wondering how to pull the upholstery off of the seats? " Parvaneh says calmly.

“那宁可让她无聊到去研究怎么把坐垫的芯子拆出来？”帕尔瓦娜心平气和地说。