My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去便。

I hate cleaning up poo and pee.

我讨厌清便和小便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

But chimps don't just throw poop because it's plentiful.

但黑猩猩并不只是因为便多便的。

Everybody poops, and every person who is born should be able to do it safely.

每个人都会便，每个人一出生就应该够安全卫生地便。

If you have any poo, fling it now.

如果你手里有便的，去。

Well, you know, you go number two...

你知道，你会去便。

Do you have any problems flushing it down at all?

便从马桶冲走有问题吗？

And a handy window into the gut is poop.

进入肠道的便利方法是便。

And then, every couple of days, the poop would be kind of compressed.

然后每隔几天便就会被压缩。

Right - cats for example dig a hole to bury their poo.

没错，比如猫会挖一个洞来埋它们的便。

So they have had really loose stools recently.

他们最近便很稀。

You can poop whenever. It doesn't really matter.

你随时可以便。那没什么关系。

I'm going to see if I can get any stool out of there.

我去看看不把便弄出来。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己的便。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去便。直接便就行。

You're there for one reason and one reason only, so just do it.

你去那里只有一个原因，所以直接便就行。

Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?

它在我的鞋里便？哪一双？

Oh, my God! Oh, there...There's pictures of people eating poop in there!

老天… … 照片上的人在吃便。

He pooped in my shoe. -Phoebe: Which one?

它在我鞋里便 -哪只？