Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大。粪化石。它们叫做粪化石。

They include impotence, erectile dysfunction, urinary incontinence, rectal tearing, fecal incontinence.

这些副作用包括阳痿， 勃起功能障碍，尿失禁，直肠撕裂，大失禁。

If you have any poo, fling it now.

如果你手里有大的话，丢过去。

You can base on that old saying which I love, which is, 'You can cover a turd in glitter but it will still be a turd, essentially'.

你可以想想我喜欢的那句老话，“你可以用亮片掩盖大，但它本是大。”

And a handy window into the gut is poop.

进入肠道的利方法是大。

Well, you know, you go number two...

你知道，你会去大。

Fat malabsorption can lead to steatorrhea, or fat-containing stools.

脂肪吸收不良可以导致脂肪泻，即含有脂肪的大。

When you say you have diarrhea, do you mean the stool is very loose, or that you have to go to the toilet more frequently?

你说你腹泻，是指大，繁厕所？

I hate cleaning up poo and pee.

我讨厌清大和小。

And give a speech that the President of the United States will tweet about in all caps during his 5 am bowel movement tomorrow.

发表获奖感言，然而美国总统先生，明早5点起床大时，会以全部字母大写的形式发文。

We suspect about 60 percent of predator-based sloth deaths happen while they're pooping.

我们怀疑有约 60% 的树懒是在大时被掠食者杀死的。

But there've been times where she just decided that the area near the Lincoln bedroom and my office at the other hand of the hall from her crate is included in being outside when it comes to pooping.

不过有些时候她总认为从林肯的卧室到我办公室的那块范围，也就是她狗屋另一侧的大厅，是「 室外」, 只要她想大时她就会这么想。

I am, Neil! All this talk of pee and poo is disgusting!

是的，尼尔！所有关于小和大的讨论都很恶心！

And then What? Marcel! You are playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to... Wow, wow, Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?

什么？马修！你在玩摩妮卡的鞋吗？你不能玩… … 哇哦，马修，你在鞋里大？

Everybody poops, and every person who is born should be able to do it safely.

每个人都会大，每个人一出生就应该能够安全卫生地大。

It can be spread by vomiting and because it can aerosolize to some extent, people can pick up enough that way, it can be spread through the stool if you accidentally get a little bit of feces on something.

它是通过呕吐物传播，因为，在某种程度，呕吐可以使病毒喷射出去，人们就不经意的被感染了，它可以通过大传播，如果你意外地从某处沾染到了一点点的粪。

I'll translate, " Where does the poop go? "

我来翻译，“你的大去哪了？

I pooped this morning. Why is it coming out again?

我今天早大了。为什么又出来了？

When you poop, you technically don't " push" it out.

当你大时，从技术讲，你不会把它“推”出去。

You can poop whenever. It doesn't really matter.

你随时可以大。那没什么关系。