My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

They include impotence, erectile dysfunction, urinary incontinence, rectal tearing, fecal incontinence.

这些副作用包括阳痿， 勃起功能，失禁，直肠撕裂，大便失禁。

If you have any poo, fling it now.

如果你手里有大便的话，丢过去。

Right - cats for example dig a hole to bury their poo.

没错，比如猫会挖一个洞来埋它们的大便。

And a handy window into the gut is poop.

进入肠道的便利方法是大便。

Well, you know, you go number two...

你知道，你会去大便。

Oh, my God! Oh, there...There's pictures of people eating poop in there!

老天… … 照片上的人在大便。

But for lots of animals, feces is a regular part of the menu.

但对于很多动物，大便却显得习以为常。

Fat malabsorption can lead to steatorrhea, or fat-containing stools.

脂肪吸收不良可以导致脂肪泻，即含有脂肪的大便。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

We suspect about 60 percent of predator-based sloth deaths happen while they're pooping.

我们怀疑有约 60% 的树懒是在大便时被掠食者杀死的。

So they have had really loose stools recently.

他们最近大便很稀。

Everybody poops, and every person who is born should be able to do it safely.

每个人都会大便，每个人一出生就应该能够安全卫生地大便。

Do you have any problems flushing it down at all?

大便从马桶冲走有问题吗？

And you've got a variety of things like dogs, chickens, as well as poo.

各种各样的表情都有，狗狗、小鸡、大便，等等。

I'll translate, " Where does the poop go? "

我来翻译，“你的大便去哪了？

And then, every couple of days, the poop would be kind of compressed.

然后每隔几天大便就会被压缩。

I pooped this morning. Why is it coming out again?

我今天早上大便了。为什么又出来了？

When you poop, you technically don't " push" it out.

当你大便时，从技术上讲，你不会把它“推”出去。