Dilcey was head woman and mid-wife at Twelve Oake, and, since the marriaeg six months ago, Pork had devilled his master night and day to buy Dilcey, so the two could live on the same plantation.
He attempts to solve this problem by returning home, to Dublin, and stealing a painting from a wealthy acquaintance, but he is interrupted, mid-theft, by a housekeeper, whom he beats to death with a hammer.
Mrs Bird, at Downton Abbey the housekeeper manages the store cupboard, but I think you will find...-I've never not run me own store cupboard in me life.