Dudley hitched up his trousers, which were slipping down his fat bottom.

达力提了提裤子，那裤子顺着他的胖往下滑。

Steve! Found you! I can see your bottom. What? My bottom?

史蒂夫！找到你！我看见你的。什么？我的？

She didn't hop out, though. Instead, she planted her rear end on the floor and started pushing a big box with her feet.

可她根本没想从车上下来。正相反，她坐车厢里，开始用脚推起个大箱子。

Yep. Home is where your rump rests.

没错 坐下的地方就是家。

And she dropped onto the couch in my office and kicked off her flats.

她坐我办公室的沙发上，踢掉她的平底鞋。

Mostly because well meaning adults protected you by cleaning up your mess and giving you time to find yourself.

主要是因为善意的成年人会帮你擦，并给你时间来寻找自我。

Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?

男，你干什么？

I mean, do the butts look like little apartments inside?

我是说 里面有公寓吗？

The only therapy I ever got was on my backside from Pappy's belt.

我唯受过的" 治疗" 就是我爸用皮带抽打我。

I am terrified of stepping on a nail and falling into a butt crack.

我很害怕踩到钉子上还有掉进沟里。

What could be 54 places uglier than Mothman and his oddly curvaceous rump?

有什么地方会比飞蛾侠和他的奇怪曲线更丑呢？

Okay, now listen, you gotta remember, if you're ever stranded on an island and you're forced to eat someone to mix in with the cannibals, go for the butt first, there's a lot of meat on the butt.

听着，你要记住，如果你被上并被迫需要通过吃人混食人族群里，那就从开始吃吧，因为上肉多。

Scolding, spanking, shaming him, reiterating that the parents didn't want him to do it — none of these things kept the bed dry. So the parents asked: " How can we make this boy want to stop wetting his bed" ?

责骂，打，羞辱… … 切都无济于事，小男孩照样尿床。 这对夫妇思忖：怎样才可以促使儿子夜晚睡觉不尿床呢？

Sometimes when she was so afflicted, she would throw me on the couch, drop her wool-skirted butt on my face, and let loose.

有时候她兴头上来，会把我扔到沙发上，把她穿着羊毛裙子的坐到我脸上，然后放气。

Rise and shine. You'll be late for school.

太阳照。你上学要迟到咯。

Then I would look up at the cupboard, where the naked lady was frozen in her panic and the muscular gentleman contemplated the hindquarters of the leopard in endless gloom.

于是，我就抬起头来看那个柜子，看上面停留永久的恐惧之中的维纳斯，和那肌肉强壮永远阴郁中望着豹子出神的男子。

Yeah, or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day!

没人整天跟你后面 也比较得心应手吧！

Especially about the butt thing. I'd slap that.

特别是打的事情 我也想做啊。

The one with the broken nose still thought it was funny. " You girls put away them rocks and sticks before you get spanked. None of you knows what end of a sword to hold" .

断鼻似乎仍觉得他们很可笑，" 吓吓，你们这群大姑娘快把石头棍子丢下，免得被打哟。知不知道剑该握哪边啊？"

So what happens when people win the lottery is, number one, they spend all the money and go into debt, and number two, all of their friends and everyone they've ever met find them and bug them for money.

这些人中奖后到底做了些什么事情呢，第，他们花光了所有的钱而且又欠下了债；第二，他们所有的朋友和曾经的熟人都来找他们要钱。