A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

放屁坐垫根本称不上愚人节整人。

One of the most charming books ever written in early modern Europe is called 'In Praise of Folly' by the Dutch scholar and philosopher, Erasmus.

在近代的欧洲初期， 有一本超赞的书，书名叫《愚人颂》，由荷兰学者及哲学家伊拉斯谟所写。

Despite these competing origin theories, April Fool's Day spread throughout Britain during the 18th century.

尽管存在这些竞争性的起源说法，愚人节在18世纪就传播到了整个英国。

They say the zonkey and his mom are doing really well and this is not fake news or a really late April Fools joke.

他们还说斑驴和它妈妈过得很好，这不假，不迟来的愚人节玩笑。

Today's hodgepodge is on April Fools' Day!

今的大杂烩节目的话题愚人节！

I was just having a laugh at April Fool's Day.

我只想着在愚人节开个玩笑。

The structure was completed in 2008 on the first of April, or April Fools Day.

这个雕塑在2008年的4月1号完成的，就愚人节那。

An English story about the day, however, holds that it began sometime during the 1200s.

然而关于愚人节这一，英国的一则故亊却认为它始于13世纪的某一。

April Fools' Day can be so much fun.

愚人节真好玩。

A fool in English is someone who is not smart.

英语中说的愚人就那些不聪明的人。

April Fools Day is a popular time to play hoaxes.

愚人节玩恶作剧的好时候。

Just some jokes are fine on April Fools' Day.

在愚人节开点玩笑很好玩的。

No one really knows the exact origin of this day.

没有人知道愚人节的确切起源。

Across the front of the boy's dunce cap he could read the engraved word FOOLE.

在男孩的傻瓜帽正面，他能辨识出雕刻着愚人一词。

No, I'm just checking to see it wasn't April 1st.

不 我就确认下今不愚人节。

Well, last April Fool's Day, when my alarm went off, I got up, took a shower, got dressed, and went to school.

嗯，去年愚人节，当我的闹钟响时，我起床、洗淋浴、穿衣服，然后去上学。

Like the time my brother told me Mr. Giggles got hit by a car, and I cried for hours, until he brought the cat into my bedroom and I learned all about April Fools' Day.

就像那次我哥哥跟我说咯咯先生被车撞了，我哭了好几个小时，一直哭到他把那只猫带进我的房间，我学到了关于愚人节的一切。

Once, the thought of flinging the truth tauntingly in Melanie's face and seeing the collapse of her fool's paradise had been an intoxicating one, a gesture worth everything she might lose thereby.

要把事情的真相痛痛快快地都摆在媚兰面前，同时眼见她那个愚人的堂彻底崩溃，这种想法曾一度使她陶醉不已，觉得一个值得付出任何代价的高招。

But suddenly it turned with a dash across Quatremares, Sotteville, La Grande-Chaussee, the Rue d'Elbeuf, and made its third halt in front of the Jardin des Plantes.

忽然一下，车子跑过了四水潭、愚人镇、大堤岩、埃伯街，第三次在植物园前站住了。

We tell practical jokes on April Fool's Day, So do not do that again. " Inocente." Does it do it again? Ah, it's ruined.

我们在愚人节时才会恶作剧，千万别再搞这一套了。傻冒。还会出现吗？搞得我兴致全无。