A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

放屁坐垫根本称不上愚人节整人。

Despite these competing origin theories, April Fool's Day spread throughout Britain during the 18th century.

尽管存在这些竞争性的起源说法，愚人节在18世纪到了整个英国。

They say the zonkey and his mom are doing really well and this is not fake news or a really late April Fools joke.

他们还说斑驴和它妈妈过得，这不假新闻，也不迟来的愚人节玩笑。

Today's hodgepodge is on April Fools' Day!

今天的大杂烩节目的话题愚人节！

I was just having a laugh at April Fool's Day.

我只想着在愚人节开个玩笑。

The structure was completed in 2008 on the first of April, or April Fools Day.

这个雕塑在2008年的4月1完成的，愚人节那天。

An English story about the day, however, holds that it began sometime during the 1200s.

然而关于愚人节这一天，英国的一则故亊却认为它始于13世纪的某一天。

April Fools' Day can be so much fun.

愚人节真玩。

April Fools Day is a popular time to play hoaxes.

愚人节玩恶作剧的时候。

Just some jokes are fine on April Fools' Day.

在愚人节开点玩笑玩的。

No one really knows the exact origin of this day.

没有人知道愚人节的确切起源。

No, I'm just checking to see it wasn't April 1st.

不 我确认下今天不愚人节。

Well, last April Fool's Day, when my alarm went off, I got up, took a shower, got dressed, and went to school.

嗯，去年愚人节，当我的闹钟响时，我起床、洗淋浴、穿衣服，然后去上学。

Like the time my brother told me Mr. Giggles got hit by a car, and I cried for hours, until he brought the cat into my bedroom and I learned all about April Fools' Day.

像那次我哥哥跟我说咯咯先生被车撞了，我哭了几个小时，一直哭到他把那只猫带进我的房间，我学到了关于愚人节的一切。

We tell practical jokes on April Fool's Day, So do not do that again. " Inocente." Does it do it again? Ah, it's ruined.

我们在愚人节时才会恶作剧，千万别再搞这一套了。傻冒。还会出现吗？搞得我兴致全无。

About this proposal, I am still wondering if it is a serious proposal, because it sounds like idea announced during the April Fool's Day.

关于这个方案，我还在怀疑这不在开玩笑，因为这像一个应该在4月1日愚人节宣布的一个玩笑方案。”波兰外交部长维托尔德·瓦什奇科夫斯基说。

Uncle Vernon looked from Aunt Petunia to Dudley to Harry as if hoping somebody was going to shout 'April Fool! '

弗农姨父的目光从佩妮姨妈身上转向达力，又转向哈利，似乎希望有人大喊一声：“愚人节！”

It has to be an April Fool's joke, wrote former prime minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen. His comments appeared on Twitter.

" 这一定个愚人节笑话。"

April Fool's Days and Valentine's Day and so on.

愚人节、情人节等。

Did you hear him telling Seamus what he did to that witch who shouted'Boo'behind him on April Fools'Day?

你有没有听见他告诉西莫，愚人节那天一个女巫在他后面喝个倒彩，他怎么对付那个女巫的？