Why was there kissing? There should be no kissing!

为什么吻？你们不该吻！

And several more kissing couples broke apart to stare.

又有几对吻分开来看着他们。

Several more kissing couples broke apart to stare.

又有几对吻分开来看着他们。

The more clothes you wear, the greater the frequency of kissing.

你穿衣服越多，吻频率就越高。

I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.

我知道那晚我们在 桥下吻感觉是什么。

This song I think is like, the first time I saw two men kissing.

这首歌是我第一次看到两个男人吻样子。

Oh, come on Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.

瑞秋，你知道那瓶子完全指向我（转瓶子吻游戏）。

We watched the master in action, and at the crucial moment when the kiss was supposed to happen.

我们观看了大师动作 在吻关键时刻。

The less clothes you wear, the lower the frequency of kissing.

你穿衣服越少，吻频率就越低。

" Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise? "

“你还在因为奔跑而眩晕吗？或者是我吻技术导致？”

But when the first two people in human history KISSED were they just kind of being gross?

但是说到人类史上最先吻那两个人，他们是不是有点恶心呢？

Why did brains and bodies that love kissing become so common?

为什么人类热爱吻是如此常见？

The bourgeoisie didn't kiss and hug a lot.

中产阶级是很少吻和拥抱。

So, that's the sound of someone kissing.

所以，那是有人吻声音。

With the making and the (kissing noises).

随着制作和（吻声音）。

So, if kissing has an evolutionary purpose, why don't we see more animals kissing?

那么，如果吻是进化目，为什么我们没有看到多动物吻呢？

Okay. All right. Let's hear about the kiss.

告诉我们吻事。

And the kisses are great, and then in bed...

吻部分也很棒。

You say snogging.We used to say shift.

与爱人吻爱抚什么，爱尔兰人会说shift。

But that was a hell of a kiss.

但你吻技术真好。