Look, don't you get it? ! I screwed up!

你难道不知道吗？！我把一切都了！

Oh, so it's me then? I'm the worst part of your week?

噢 那是我不好咯 我把你这周了？

Her innocent friendship with Laurie was spoiled by the silly speeches she had overheard.

她同劳里的天真无邪的友谊被她听到的那些无聊话所。

I guess we may have made a problem a little bit worse.

我想我们可能把问题了一点。

The internet took something good and made it worse because it monetized it.

互联网把一件好事了，因为它把它商业化了。

But they didn't think that he would make everything worse.

但他们没想到他会把一切都。

No, no, we will. We just won't tell her she messed up.

不, 不, 我们会的, 我们只是不告诉她把这了。

Yes, you did. Who knows if anyone will send in another tip ever?

对 你是了以后还有人会发消息吗？

Heaven forbid a bean-counter takes over a business. All they do is look at the numbers, fire people, and kill the business.

商学院是专门训练那些精于计算的人的，可千万不要让他们做生意。他们只会看看数字，解雇员工并把生意。

It kind of gummed things up.

这有点把事情了。

Hang on, why did they do that? That sounds like a previously good system made worse?

等等，他们为什么要那样做？那听起来像是把一个 previously 好的系统了？

" A door. A door from the world of men! I have heard of such things. This may wreck all. But he is only one, and he is easily dealt with."

“一扇门。一扇人世间的门。我听说过这种事。这会把事情全的。不过他只是一个人，很容易对付。”

" It isn't spoiled. Just frizzle it, and tie your ribbon so the ends come on your forehead a bit, and it will look like the last fashion. I've seen many girls do it so, " said Amy consolingly.

“没有。只要把头发卷起，用缎带一系，让头发的末梢稍稍遮没你的前额，这样看起来正像最时新的式样。我看见许多姑娘都这样的，”艾米安慰她们说。

Okay, so there's clearly a lot to unpack there, from the fact that that letter didn't say it was messed up, it said it was fucked up, to the fact that it opened with, what's up, dude?

好的，这里显然有很多需要解析的地方，从信中用词“砸了”而非“了”，到开头那句随意的“嘿，伙计，最近怎么样？”