And trust me, you do not wanna pee out a marble.

相信我，你不想撒尿撒出一枚大理石。

Other animals like seals pee on themselves.

像海豹这样的其动物会在自己身上撒尿。

I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet.

我伤心，我在课上撒尿，而不是在厕所里。

I am proud to say I still pee standing up.

我很自豪的说我是站着撒尿的。

Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.

然后撒尿熄火，结果不再被邀请了。

So, every time he got up to pee, he would do two pushups.

所以，每次起去撒尿，都会做两个俯卧撑。

But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?

不过至不会在你地毯上撒尿了？

Next time you're peeing you can think that you are making liquid gold.

下次你撒尿的时候，你可以认为你在制造液体黄金。

For fish, peeing in the yard is a big help to their neighbors.

对于鱼说，在院子里撒尿对它的邻居说大有裨益。

We've carried her when she couldn't walk. We've done everything but potty-train her.

她无法走路时，我背着她。就差没教她如何蹲马桶撒尿了。

Not one that can pee on the roof.

不能大到可以在屋顶上撒尿。

You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk!

你干脆到办公室 在我的桌子周围撒尿好了！

And we all need a safe place to pee.

我还需要一个 可以安全地撒尿的地方。

As if that woman had nowhere to wee at home.

就像她家容不得她撒尿，女人。

You peed in my shampoo. Admit it. - What?

你在我洗发水里撒尿。承认吧。-什么？

They snacked and drank and peed in the aisles.

边吃边喝 还在过道上撒尿。

She didn't bark, though. She pissed on the floor.

她是不叫 却会在地板上撒尿。

Take the cane. - I gotta take a piss.

拿着拐杖 -我要撒尿。

Then you'll come upon… - Son, I have to take a leak.

然后你就会遇到… … - 孩子，我得撒尿。

Across the pitch, a sheep with a black head swayed and sprayed piss like a drunk.

在球场对面，一只长着黑头的羊摇摇晃晃，像个醉汉一样撒尿。