And trust me, you do not wanna pee out a marble.

相信我，你不想撒尿撒出一枚大理石。

See, that guy is living off that story, he is telling everyone he knows that Paul Rudd pees naked at the urinal, in public restrooms.

那人要靠这故事活了 他要告诉他认识的每个人 保罗·路德厕所里脱裤撒尿。

Other animals like seals pee on themselves.

像海豹这样的其他动物会自己身上撒尿。

I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet.

我伤心，我课上撒尿，而不是厕所里。

I am proud to say I still pee standing up.

我很自豪的说我是站着撒尿的。

So, every time he got up to pee, he would do two pushups.

所以，每次他起来去撒尿，他都会做两个卧撑。

But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?

不过至少他们不会你地毯上撒尿了？

Next time you're peeing you can think that you are making liquid gold.

下次你撒尿的时候，你可以认为你制造液体黄金。

For fish, peeing in the yard is a big help to their neighbors.

对于鱼来说，里撒尿对它们的邻居来说大有裨益。

We've carried her when she couldn't walk. We've done everything but potty-train her.

她无法走路时，我们背着她。就差没教她如何蹲马桶撒尿了。

And we all need a safe place to pee.

我们还需要一个 可以安全地撒尿的地方。

You peed in my shampoo. Admit it. - What?

你我洗发水里撒尿。承认吧。-什么？

They snacked and drank and peed in the aisles.

他们边吃边喝 还过道上撒尿。

She didn't bark, though. She pissed on the floor.

她是不叫 却会地板上撒尿。

Take the cane. - I gotta take a piss.

拿着拐杖 -我要撒尿。

Then you'll come upon… - Son, I have to take a leak.

然后你就会遇到… … - 孩，我得撒尿。

If your bladder isn't full, and you're too busy to find a bathroom, it mostly activates the pontine storage area that keeps you from peeing, by inhibiting your parasympathetic activity and increasing sympathetic output.

如果你的膀胱没有满，你太忙了，找不到浴室，它主要通过抑制你的副交感神经活动和增加交感神经输出来激活脑桥储存区，防止你撒尿。

Whether they are pressing them out of their homes, collecting their data, hitting them with declining services, making them piss in bottles or threatening their jobs with AI, most people don't see this as progress anymore.

无论是将他们赶出家门、收集他们的数据、用下降的服务打击他们、让他们向瓶里撒尿或用人工智能威胁他们的工作，大多数人都不再认为这是进步。

So, I mean, you can surf right down to when it's ice or you can just pee in it and that makes you warm.

所以，我的意思是，你可以一直冲浪直到水结冰，或者你可以里面撒尿，这样你就暖和了。

Laugh at their jokes, touch their arms… - Yeah, and if he pees on the floor, don't make a big deal out of it.

笑他们的笑话，抚摸他们的手臂… … - 然后如果他地板上撒尿别太当回事儿。