I do not believe that I violated the definition of sexual relations I was given by directly touching those parts of her body with the intent to arouse or gratify.
My nervous system is being stretched out like the strings of a harp and plucked by holes and birds and wind and the low-hanging scrotum of the difficult-to-evict Professor Rothman.
He spent the day acquainting himself with every glinting angle and glowing curl then passed the evening gazing at his reflection by moonlight and sleeping with his fingers grazing the water.
And every once in a while, Hoover would yank Richard Hood's chain and say, I want you to do this and this and this regarding Charlie Chaplin and see about this and that.
Let's say like send him a sexy photo randomly, hoping that he would like get turned on and want to come home and ravage you and, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Because I think that he was leading her on during the course of their whatever relationship they were having, and now he's trying to make it seem like it was a lot less than what it actually probably was.