Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?

你隐形了还是准备对着我屁？

A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

屁坐垫根本称不上愚人节整人。

Carrie was given fart blanche around the house for the weekend.

Carrie周末可以心所欲地屁。

Cowman's prize Jersey won a livestock farting contest at Topsham Fair.

牧牛人的奶牛泽西托普瑟姆集市的牲畜屁比赛上拿了大奖。

I will not fart during the test.

我不会考试中屁。

And they fart. They do a really disgusting fart, right, and it stinks, really smells.

然后他们屁。他们了个很臭的屁，很臭很臭。

Farting in public and want nobody to hear it.

公共场合屁，不想让别人听到。

The average person farts around 14 times a day which is around 500 to 1500ml.

一个人平均每天屁14次，大约是500到1500毫升。

Don't talk to me right now, all right? I'm pissed at you.

少我面前屁，行不？我现对你火大。

But for many other creatures, farts are no laughing matter.

然而对于许多其他生物来说， 屁可不是闹着玩的事。

Sauropods were probably burping and farting almost continuously, because that's what big plant eaters do.

东龙无时无刻不打嗝，屁，因为巨型食草动物都会如此。

Five minutes ago you were making armpit farts.

五分钟前你还用腋窝发出屁的声音呢。

" Fart" is a verb, it's also a noun.

“屁”是一个动词，它也是一个名词。

A kid in my class does arm farts.

我一个同学喜欢用手臂假装屁。

Yeah, I have a lactose-intolerant roommate with a taste for ice cream. Next.

我有一个患有乳糖不耐症却还爱吃冰激凌的室友（屁）。下一个。

Honestly, seems like a big ass. But, hey, small ambitions, small successes. And, alright.

说实话 听着像屁一样 但是 嘿 小的野心 小的成就 对吧。

The next one we use for the internet and it's called " webtiquette" .

所以，SHART就是你觉得你会 屁，你会说：“哦，这是安全的。”

However, so my dad would refer to fang pi as expelling gas.

不过，我爸会把屁说成“排气”，听起来很正式，对吧？

They even have 3 buttholes just so they can fart as much as they want.

它们甚至有三个屁眼，这样它们就可以心所欲地屁了。

Some of that is because you're stuck in a closed space and there's nowhere for you or the gas to go, unlike if you farted in a nice open field or while you're traveling down an escalator.

有的是因为你困封闭的空间里，无法活动，气体无法散发，跟你开阔的场所或者搭电扶梯时屁不一样。