When you're still too young to shave, optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to failure.

当你年纪还小、脸上无毛可刮的时候，乐观面对失败最合情合理的反应。

In scientific terms Homo sapiens is an oddly hairless species of ape that has existed for 200,000 years-an eyeblink in Earth's 4.5bn-year history.

用科学术语来说，智人一种奇怪的无毛猿类，已经存在了20万年——不过在地球45亿年的历史中只一眨眼的功夫。

This woman has a nice little belly, and soft, hairless hands.

这个女人有一个漂亮的小肚子，还有柔软、无毛的手。

And here we are, several billion of hairless apes that strangely wear clothing, celebrated three other clothed hairless apes with a medal, with one particular element, and then they made speeches in a particular language that evolved.

， 我们这数十亿奇怪地着衣服的无毛猿人，为另外三位同样着衣服的无毛猿人颁发了一枚奖章，其中包含一种特定的元， 他们用一种演化而来的特定语言发表了演讲。

He was at once the commonest and the most remarkable product of civilization. He was nine out of ten people that one passes on a city street—and he was a hairless ape with two dozen tricks.

他既文明中最普通又最杰出的产物。他城市街道上十个人中的九个——他一只无毛的猿猴，有两打花样。

For eyebrows he had two little patches of reddish stubble; for moustache, what looked like a bit of discoloured tow, and scraps of similar material hanging beneath his creasy chin represented a beard.

他的眉毛上有两小块红色的无毛;胡子看起来像一块变色的拖布, 而他皱巴巴的下巴下方悬挂着类似材料的碎片, 代表胡须。

He thought he'd only been gone for a few hours but he reported remembering being on the table in a hospital-like room with three hairless creatures that were performing experiments on him.

他以为他只离开了几个小时，但他报告说他记得在一个像医院一样的房间里，三个无毛的生物正在他身上做实验。

Other hairless hot guys mentioned in the study (but not in the top five slots themselves) include Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock), Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Floyd Mayweather, and John Travolta.

他们进入了前五名。 研究中提到的其他无毛帅哥（但他们本身并未进入前五名）包括道恩·强森（又名巨石强森）、布鲁斯·威利斯、范·迪塞尔、弗洛伊德·梅威瑟和约翰·特拉沃尔塔。

And then of course you have skin that does not have hair, the so-called glabrous skin, like on the palms of your hands, the bottoms of your feet, et cetera.

当然，你还有不长毛发的皮肤，即所谓的无毛皮肤，如手掌、脚底等部位。

In scientific terms, Homo sapiens is an oddly hairless species of ape that has existed for 200,000 years, an eye-blink in Earth's 4.5 billion year history.

从科学角度来看， 智人一种奇特的无毛猿类， 已经存在了20万年，这在地球45亿年的历史中只眨眼之间。

Monkey went through them one by one: the register of the hairless and the short-haired; the hairy; the feathered; the crawling; and the scaly—no mention of our Monkey.

猴子一一过一遍：无毛的、短毛的登记；毛茸茸的；有羽毛的；爬行；还有有鳞的——没有提到我们的猴子。

Like, that's what you should be doing so that you win this small, as you said, this prize given out by one hairless ape to another wearing a fancier costume eating reindeer?

就像，这你应该做的， 以便赢得这个小小的奖项，正如你所说， 这个奖项由一个无毛猿人颁发给另一个着更华丽服装、吃着驯鹿的无毛猿人的？