I'll keep beautiful accounts of our expenses all debit and credit, and the balance on the right side, and red line drawn sideways with the totals the same at the bottom.
And the little girl-daughter said, 'He was round and he was flat; and his eyes grew upon stalks; and he walked sideways like this; and he was covered with strong armour upon his back'.
" Come, " said he, " the very first idea which would come into any one's head to confuse the letters of a sentence would be to write the words vertically instead of horizontally."