Okay, you know that professor who read my senior thesis?

记得那个读过我高中毕业论的教授吗？

You write differently in your Instagram stories than you do your senior thesis.

你在Instagram上写的故事你的毕业论是不同的。

" Look at me! I graduated Summa, and I've got the notarized transcripts to prove it" !

" 看看我！我写了毕业论，有公证的来证明。"

He offered to supervise my senior thesis—something very few Harvard professors volunteer to do for undergraduates.

他主动提出要指导我的毕业论，而在哈佛很少有教授会主动要求为本科生这么做。

And when he had to write a final paper for graduation, what else would he write it on but the psychology of philosophical thought?

当他要写毕业论的时候，除了哲学思想的心理学，他不可能去写其他内容了。

With a laptop, they can get access to the Internet, searching for academic information, learning foreign languages and working on their graduate papers.

有了笔记本电脑， 他们就可以上网、搜索学术信息、学习语撰写毕业论。

A colleague of mine did her graduate thesis on the fungus that grows on improperly sterilized manicure implements. Well don't tell me that's not " girl talk" .

我的一个同事的毕业论就写的是消毒不当的美甲工具上滋生的霉菌 别说这不是女生话题。

It was very strange because a lot of my friends told me their graduation thesis was about 20 pages long and they just finished it in two weeks.

我有许多朋友说他们的毕业论有20页长，但是只用了两周的时间就完了，我觉得这很奇怪。

I was account executive for eight years, V.P. for four more after that, and by the way, I wrote my graduate thesis on the rise of the nonfiction novel.

我做过八年的财务主管，之后又做了四年副总裁，顺便提一下，我毕业论是关于非小说类学作品的发展。

In working on my master's degree in sports psychology, I focused on goal-setting, I wrote my final thesis on it, and I realized we set goals for three primary reasons.

在我攻读运动心理学硕士学位期间，我关注于目标设定，我的毕业论就是关于这个议题。我意识到我们设定目标主要有三个原因。

So my interest in my lab is sensory substitution for the deaf, and this is a project I've undertaken with a graduate student in my lab, Scott Novich, who is spearheading this for his thesis.

所以我的实验室的研究方向是 为听障人士寻找感官替代，这是我我的一个研究生Scott Novich负责的一个项目，这也是他毕业论的主攻方向。

I had done that for two years but also I tried to study as much as I could, which you know, by getting the teaching certificate from primary schools and did my thesis, my graduation thesis.

这项工作我做了两年，当然我也有尽最大努力学习，你知道，我要获得小学任教资格证书，还要准备毕业论。

And she tells us that her senior thesis involved writing a play that was her " own private exorcism" , leading up to an opening night performance that left both Maria and her parents in tears.

她还告诉我们，她的毕业论就是写一出她 “私人的驱魔仪式”，在首演当晚，玛丽亚她的父母都流下了眼泪。