It takes more than that to kill Rick and Morty, mother[bleep]!

伎俩可杀不死瑞克和莫迪，蛋！

Whoever stood you up is a jerk.

放你鸽子的人蛋。

You believe what a jerk Ross was being?

你们看Ross刚才那蛋样儿。

Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity.

别在蛋们身上浪费精力 联合体。

To all my ladies out there, keep up the fight, I stand right alongside you, and don't let the bastards grind you down.

对于那里的所有女士们，继续战斗，我与你们同在，并且不要让那些蛋惹你生气。

I learned from the best, you old fart.

我可师从高人 你老蛋。

Me too, I can't stop scratching. They are everywhere! Sneaky little jerks.

我也，我忍不住要挠。到处都蚊子！些鬼鬼祟祟的蛋。

But, don't you care that some bastard may have gotten away with murder?

难道一点都不关心某蛋可能已经逍遥法外了吗？

Hey, why are you such a grumpy douche, Rick?

干嘛非得跟老蛋似的？

You don't have to be an arse! .

你不用非得么蛋。

Oh, he was a bastard. - I agree with you.

他蛋。 -我同意。

Your father absolutely did not think you were an asshole.

你父亲绝对没把你当成蛋。

Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an exboyfriend and I have indelible ink on my forehead!

佩妮和蛋前男友勾搭上了，我脑门还写着大大的墨水字！

You think that I left that relationship because I'm some sort of selfish, depressed prick, which I am, by the way.

你肯定觉得我之所以离婚因为我自私阴郁的蛋 虽然我的确。

This jerk has been terrorizing me! He broke into my house!

蛋吓死我了！还闯到我家里来！

And sometimes if you don't know something immediately you feel stupid and you feel wrong you feel like an asshole, it's like okay but just like if you have a little patience it's not easy.

有的时候，如果你不知道什么，你会觉得自己愚蠢，觉得不对，感觉自己像蛋，些都没什么的，并不容易，只需多一些耐心就好。

I could say this " meme" is war but I don't have the " memes" to fight back so by all means if you find " memeing" or making " memes" of me or someone else, there's probably something " ridmemeing" with all of them.

我想说其实一场“表情包”大战，但我却没有“表情包”来反击，所以无论如何当你发现有“表情包”，或有人在制作我和其他人的“表情包”时，他们多少有点“蛋”了。

You big jerk! Something always comes up at the last minute. I'm sick of it!

你蛋！你总在紧要关头有事情要处理，我真烦透了。

Are you within of those apple watch as holes? Leave me alone.

你又用苹果手表的蛋吗 别来烦我。

Assholes should just straight up no longer be accommodated.

蛋应该直截了当地不再被容忍。