Anything? -Not yet. Just a lot of gibberish. Yeah, some people just shouldn't journal.

有啥发现？-。是些不通的话。是啊，有些人就不该记日记。

What the fuck do you know about music?

你懂个音乐。

Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!

告诉你们，在牌桌上听到的任何事都是！

" Love at first sight is probably bullshit, right? "

一见钟情可能是，对吗？

Here's your stupid CDs...and your clothes and your poems!

你的烂CD，你的烂衣服，有诗！

Let's just say nothing about it works.

只能说 一切都是不通。

I don't care. I think it's a crappy system for lazy moms.

不在乎 认为这个系统是懒妈妈的借口。

And when it comes to bullshit, Larry's done it all.

而讲到放 赖瑞什麽都做过了。

While Tam prattled on about some family nonsense, I couldn't help but think about Tommy.

丹说着关于家人的时，忍不住想到汤米。

Yeah, and here's to bull and here's to crap.

是啊，这杯为了牛，这杯为了。

It can smell bull-pucky from two counties over.

它能闻到远在十万八千里外的。

The last thing I need is another freakin' mystery in my life.

现在最不需要的就是什么谜题。

We don't even need a Roommate Agreement, and I hope that sandwich does cause a party!

们甚至都不需要《室友协议》，而且真希望这潜艇堡能招来派对呢！

You think you're such a hotshot doctor. You're not. You're nothing! I'm gonna fire you, too.

你觉得自己是个好医生。你不是！你不是！要连你也炒了！

The anthropologist David Graeber wondered how capitalism could sustain so many of what he bluntly called bullshit jobs.

人类学家大卫·格雷伯想知道资本主义怎么能维持这么多他直言不讳地称之为的工作。

I don't care about rick's stupid restaurant! I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me!

不在乎什么" 瑞克家" 饭店！也不在乎他想把你从这夺走！

So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

所以你问什么造就了这个最伟大的国度，真不懂你在放什么。

These scribbles are a bunch of cockamamie balderdash!

这些鬼画符全是忽悠人的！

And I'm here to fix your backward-ass country.

是来拯救你们这倒灶的国家的。

Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know.

你听说嘛，需要那个什么安全感的人是。