I've even got funny blotches on my skin, see?

我皮肤上有些奇怪的疙瘩，看了么？

It causes raised skin growths, or tumours, to grow on his face and head.

疾的脸部和头部长了凸起的疙瘩或肿瘤。

And that is the secret to no lumps. See? It's kind of fun.

那就是面糊没有疙瘩的秘诀。瞧见了吗？挺有趣的。

Arrector pili muscles produce the effect of goosebumps.

立毛肌产生鸡皮疙瘩的效果。

Yeah, I can. - You can completely cover your bottom pimples.

是的，我可以。- 你可以完全盖住你底部的疙瘩。

Today's phrase is " scaredy-cat" from the movie " Goosebumps."

今天的短语是来自电影《鸡皮疙瘩》的 “scaredy-cat”。

When you get goosebumps, it's the same feeling as when you get cold.

当你起鸡皮疙瘩的时候，和你觉得冷的时候是一样的。

Okay, first of all, Julie's brownies are bland as hell and lumpy.

好了，首先，朱莉做的布朗尼味道很淡，而且疙疙瘩瘩的。

Haunted houses, hearing noises in the dark, being alone in the cemetery, what gives you goosebumps?

什么让你起鸡皮疙瘩？闹鬼的房子、在漆黑声音，一个人在墓地？

I'm told he lives with an ugly old Greek woman and has half a dozen scrofulous kids.

有人告诉我，同一个丑陋的希腊老婆子住在一起，生了半打长着瘰疬疙瘩的小崽子。

" Oh...I see..." said Myrtle, picking at a spot on her chin in a morose sort of way.

“噢......明白了......”桃金娘说，一边忧郁地揪着自己下巴上的一个疙瘩。

And hives, H-I-V-E-S, are like little bumps, red bumps on your skin.

荨麻疹，H-I-V-E-S，就是皮肤上出现的小红疙瘩。

And then I get hives on my body, which are itchy red bumps.

然后我身上就起了荨麻疹，那些是发痒的红肿疙瘩。

Like, I was just like a bump on a log.

我就像是木头上的一个疙瘩，一点用都没有。

What always gives me goosebumps, it used to be interviews, but that's like using it.

- 总是让我起鸡皮疙瘩的，以前是访谈，但现在这招不管用了。

To start with, I gotta remove these little pimple patches, which are really cute.

首先，我要去除这些非常可爱的小疙瘩补丁。

So your hairs stand up when you get goose bumps.

所以当你起鸡皮疙瘩时，身上的汗毛就会竖起来。

This is what a cat looks like when it has goose bumps.

这就是猫起鸡皮疙瘩的样子。

Big fat droplets, sliding down our goose-pimpled skin, scupper our attempts to get dry afterwards.

大颗的水滴滑过我们起鸡皮疙瘩的皮肤，破坏了我们之后想变干的努力。

And are you ready for the actual full-body chills moment of this story?

而且你准备好迎接这个故事真正让人全身起鸡皮疙瘩的时刻了吗？