Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

是么？你要是不算上痔和呕吐怀孕，倒的不错。

Officially, it was a nasty bout of hemorrhoids.

官方的说法是，他的死因是严重的痔。

It could be my hemorrhoid commercial.

也可能是我那个痔药的广告。

Because when you sit and strain for too long, you can get things like hemorrhoids.

因为当你久坐并用力过久时，可能会得痔。

The right position can actually help prevent other issues like hemorrhoids or constipation.

的姿势实际上有助于预防其他问题，如痔或便秘。

Meanwhile, TikTok could be giving you hemorrhoids.

与此同时，抖音可能会让你得痔。

It looks like Paddington Bear if he had multiple hemorrhoids.

它看起帕丁顿熊长了多个痔似的。

Below hippo hemorrhoids, but above your parents' sex life.

比河马的痔好，但比你父母的性生活差。

Ideas range from the bubonic plague to some kind of STD to hemorrhoids.

关于其起因的猜测五花八门，从黑死病到某种性传播疾病，再到痔，不一而足。

I know this upsets the putinoids and gets their hemorrhoids in a... Particularly bad state.

我知道这会让普丁的支持者们感到不安，让他们的痔... 尤其是... 恶化。

That's going to be a long poop. You're going to have some hemorrhoids after that.

这将是一个很长的便便。之后你会得痔。

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔搏斗 我注定要吃败仗。

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔都能享用。

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔垫呀？

The organic Preparation H in that basket.

篮子里的有机痔膏。

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔。-我听不太一样。我能讲完吗？

We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.

我们不再有痔问题了。

Jay, that gives me hemorrhoids, yo.

杰伊，那让我痔发作，伙计。

No matter what you call it, if you have hemorrhoids, your tushy is no laughing matter.

不论你怎么称呼它，如果你患有痔，你的臀部可不是一个好笑的话题。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅是这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔。