Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

是么？你要是不算上痔疮和呕吐怀孕，倒的确不错。

Officially, it was a nasty bout of hemorrhoids.

官方的说法是，他的死因是严重的痔疮。

If those valves leak, or a vein experiences too much pressure, the backflow of blood can stretch and twist the vein, leaving you with varicose veins, or if this happens in another part of the body, hemorrhoids.

果这些瓣膜泄漏，或者静脉压力过大，血液回流会拉伸和扭曲静脉，留下静脉曲张，或者果这种情况发生在身体的另一个部位，就会长痔疮。

For example, a study from 2009 looked at how the presence of plants and flowers affected the recovery of 90 patients in the hospital for hemorrhoidectomies — and that is what it sounds like.

例，2009 年的一项研究考察植物和何影响 90 名痔疮患者的康复——听起来就是这样的。

Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables, I've done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

不过上了四年的表课 当了四年服务员之后 了一个痔疮广告 和一个保龄球球道上面扮过安妮·弗兰克。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅是这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔疮。

It could be my hemorrhoid commercial.

也可能是那个痔疮药的广告。

Because when you sit and strain for too long, you can get things like hemorrhoids.

因为当你久坐并用力过久时，可能会得痔疮。

The right position can actually help prevent other issues like hemorrhoids or constipation.

正确的姿势实际上有助于预防其他问题，痔疮或便秘。

It looks like Paddington Bear if he had multiple hemorrhoids.

它看起来就像帕丁顿熊长了多个痔疮似的。

I know this upsets the putinoids and gets their hemorrhoids in a... Particularly bad state.

知道这会让普丁的支持者们感到不安，让他们的痔疮... 尤其是... 恶化。

That's going to be a long poop. You're going to have some hemorrhoids after that.

这将是一个很长的便便。之后你就会得痔疮。

Ideas range from the bubonic plague to some kind of STD to hemorrhoids.

关于其起因的猜测五八门，从黑死病到某种性传播疾病，再到痔疮，不一而足。

You have a little birdie carved under your arm, that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemorrhoids.

你胳膊下刻着一只小鸟，说明你忍辱负重，估计不是痔疮。

So if squatting does help with straining, it could make hemorrhoids less likely – but that’s basically all we know about the potential benefits.

所以果蹲姿确实有助于减少排便时的用力，那么它可能会降低痔疮的发生几率——但这基本上是们所知道的关于其潜在益处的全部内容。

According to experts, sitting for prolonged periods of time on the toilet can contribute to hemorrhoid formation and something that's being called TikTok-tush.

专家指，长时间坐在马桶上可能导致痔疮形成，甚至引发所谓的“抖音臀”问题。

And not the one that's caused the stock ticket in the corner of your screen to go bright red like an inflamed hemorrhoid?

难道不是那个让你的屏幕角落的股票行情变成鲜红色，像发炎的痔疮一样的吗？

For headaches, the temples; for liver problems, the little finger on the right hand; and for hemorrhoids, the back of the legs.

对于头痛，太阳穴；果肝脏有问题， 右手的小指；对于痔疮，则在腿后部。

They answered, Five golden tumors and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines.

他们回答说， 五只金痔疮和五只金老鼠，按非利士人众首领的数目。

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔疮搏斗 注定要吃败仗。