This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

这是我听过最痴的情了。

You wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.

也没什么 只是个痴的漫画故。

See, it's not sucking chi that makes me special.

不是痴的气让我与众不同。

Right now I have to take abuse from these morons.

现在开始我不得不面对这帮痴的羞辱了。

So It's a combination of COVID and idiot and it's wordplay.

所以它是冠状病毒和痴的组合，是文字游戏。

Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.

哦，请原谅我。我不是有意叫痴的，上帝。

You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid hawaii.

等意识到它不是巧克力条时 已经太晚了 痴的夏威夷。

Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will.

不光是这次逼我参加痴的圣诞晚餐。

The facts were clear and the logic impeccable. So disagreement was a sign of idiocy.

既然实清楚，逻辑不可辩驳，那么，再有不同的意见就是痴的表现。

And they scribbled things on the sidewalk in the schoolyard—Moron's Sister and Dummy Gordon Family.

他们还在校园走廊上画了些西——‘痴的妹妹与笨蛋高登家族’。

We laughed together at the idiocy and sheer impossibility of such a moment.

然后我也大笑起来。我们一起为这种痴的，全无可能的行径大笑了许久。

" Watson, you idiot! " Holmes says. " Someone has stolen our tent! "

“华生，真够痴的！”福尔摩斯说。“有人偷了我们的帐篷！”

So, did you spend last night hearing about this silly parking space fight, too? For hours.

昨晚是不是也得听他抱怨那场痴的停车位大战，抱怨了好几小时。

Find the abductor of a young girl, or choke down cuisine in a room full of gits.

我是选择追捕诱拐少女的罪犯，还是去满是痴的饭店勉强吃菜呢。

Oh, well. That low level teabag human druid?

那个低等的痴德鲁伊人类?

You're the only moron in the whole world who actually likes Monday!

是全世界唯一一个真心喜欢星期一的痴!

You mean, some guy in a lame suit? Or a real Batman. Hey, Stuart?

是说穿着痴变装服的人吗，或者是真的蝙蝠侠，斯图尔特？

Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot, all right?

痴的不只是我？

And that's all without some idiot getting their ship stuck inside.

这样就不会有一些痴把他们的船卡在里面了。

That's exactly what this idiot means, change your plans.

这正是这个痴的意思， 改变的计划。