You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

你毁了我容忍白痴的能力。

So, um, how do you maintain such a dork-less clientele?

你们是如何保持没有白痴客人的环境？

You're the only moron in the whole world who actually likes Monday!

你是全世界唯一一个真心喜欢星期一的白痴!

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

这是我听过最白痴的事情了。

Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?

Jerry怎怎怎么办 W-w-w-what about Jerry? 你们至少把我女儿的白痴解冻了行吗？

The facts were clear and the logic impeccable. So disagreement was a sign of idiocy.

既然事实清，逻辑不可辩驳，那么，再有不同的意见就是白痴的表现。

Oh, please forgive me. I didn't mean to call you an idiot, God.

哦，请你原谅我。我不是有意叫你白痴的，上帝。

He gives me this look, like I'm a complete idiot, and just walks away.

他看了我一眼，好像我是个十足的白痴，然后走开了。

And increased levels of sex hormones can make animals act like complete idiots.

性激素水平的增加会使动物表现得像个十足的白痴。

And that's all without some idiot getting their ship stuck inside.

这样就不会有一些白痴把他们的船卡了。

" Yeah, " said Sirius, " Stupid idiot...he joined the Death Eaters."

“是啊，”小天狼星说，“愚蠢的白痴......他加入了食死徒的行列。”

You think they're white chocolate chips until it's too late. Stupid hawaii.

等你意识到它不是白巧克力条时 已经太晚了 白痴的夏威夷。

" They're supposed to be you blithering idiot! " shouted McGonagall.

“他们应该这样，你这胡言乱语的白痴！”麦格喊道。

But they're … they're told by an idiot.

可是，它们是… … 是一个白痴所讲的故事。

" Watson, you idiot! " Holmes says. " Someone has stolen our tent! "

“华生，你真够白痴的！”福尔摩斯说。“有人偷了我们的帐篷！”

You wouldn't care. It's just a stupid comic book story.

也没什么 只是个白痴的漫画故事。

Oh, it's like the lamest thing you've ever said.

那是你说过的最白痴的话。

I was an idiot for doubting you.

我是个白痴居然质疑你的能力。

Well, that's better than what these meatheads cooked up.

那也比这些个白痴干的好啊。

Tell me the truth. Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers? No. No.

跟我讲实话，我是不是一个专找混蛋的白痴？不，不是。