Hagrid could be seen from the upstairs windows defrosting broomsticks on the Quidditch pitch, bundled up in a long moleskin overcoat, rabbit fur gloves, and enormous beaverskin boots. The Quidditch season had begun.
That sciency-looking graph about the dangers of feral Dalmatian puppies might look very convincing, until you dig a little deeper and find it was commissioned by fur-coat-coveting Disney villain, Cruella de Vil.
But, you'd buy a pot of yoghourt, you'd use half of it, and, the other half would go in the fridge, slowly work its way to the back of the fridge, grow a fur coat, eventually throw it away.