It would be like, " Excuse me...oops... never mind, didn't see your sign."

“抱歉，哦… … 。”心里会想我忘记他是个笨人”。

Made I just let you think I'd let any schmo do that?

我让你觉得我会随便让一个笨人看吗?

And you became a hero, and I became a schmuck.

你成英雄，我成笨人。

Darius, who doesn't like school, who is sometimes stupid and mostly a fool, said something wise today, though most days he says nothing.

大流士，不喜欢学他，有时很傻，几乎是个笨人，今天却说一句聪明话，虽大多数日子他什么都不说。

They are stupid people who are lost and got here by mistake.

他们是些笨人，不小心迷路走到这里。

He says it makes smart people smarter and dumb people dumber.

他说这会让聪明人更聪明，而笨人更笨。

He's used to talking to dumb people.

他习惯跟笨人说话。

As I mentioned to you before we started recording, I basically failed the last econ class I took, so could you just explain this to a dumb person?

正如我之前提到， 在我们开始录音前，我基本次济学课程及格，所以你能给我这个笨人解释一下吗？

For example, I spent hours refining the opening hypothetical question of this video, the one about you feeling like you were surrounded by dumb people.

比如， 我花数小时精心打磨这段视频开头假设性问题，就是让你感觉自己被一群笨人包围那个问题。

I'm not telling you I'm a stupid person, okay, but I'm telling you when it comes to politics and policy, I'm not very wonky.

我不是说我是个笨人，好吗， 但我要告诉你， 在政治和政策方面，我并不那么精通。

He was a perfectionist who didn’t suffer fools gladly.

【suffer】他是个完美主义者，对笨人有耐心。

What about your uncle—is he not an awkward man?

那你叔叔呢——他不是个笨人吗？

It's like chess right for dumb people, but yes, it is.

这就像是为笨人设计象棋，不过确实如此。

Dumb people make more money than smart people, and it took a study conducted by really smart people to prove it.

笨人比聪明人赚钱多，这还得靠一群非常聪明人做研究才证明这一点。