I want to know why the press focus their bile on Mourinho and Chelsea and let this arrogant condescending tosspot get away with risking the future of our national game - no questions asked?
A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.
But we had no advanced views on politics, we had no complicated opinions on interior design, our psyches didn't register feint tremors of sarcasm or hypocrisy, we couldn't be thrown off course by the pronunciation of a word.