So I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things when you were younger.

我是干了件 相信你年少无知时 肯定也干过。

Uh, you left out the stupid part.

你忘了说我们做。

What kind of lunatic does something like this?

什么疯子会干这？

For once, I'm in trouble for something demonstrably stupid.

这次却因为这。

I hear stupidity makes time go faster.

这些打发时间。

Now why would you want to do something stupid like that?

你干吗要做那啊？

Simple.Don't do anything stupid.Ok, nothing stupid.

很简单 别做就行 好 别做。

I am only here to stop you from making an awful mistake.

我只是来阻止你做。

You're not going to make me do something stupid are you?

你不会让我做什么吧？

I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks.

我不知道自由意味着人们会做这。

Prep our client for this stupidity.

帮当人准备这。

Oh, right. What's that goofy thing again?

对了 要用它们做什么来着？

Bugs Bunny turned into a donkey when he did something stupid.

兔八哥做了，变成了一头驴。

Yeah, many people do stupid things when they're upset.

是啊，大家伤心时都会干。

Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

这几年下来 你们都没有喝醉做？

I didn't raise you to be this stupid!

我把你养大不是让你做！

Why don't you just stop doing stupid things?

你为什么不改掉 做习惯？

I did a stupid thing. Yeah, I guessed that.

我做了件 我猜也是。

So they can confront him and do something stupid?

好让他们去质问他然后干出什么？

Whatever idiotic thing he's done, I'm sure...

不管他做了什么 我可以保证。