Rob Des sanctimonious and his poll numbers are dropping like a rock.

罗布·德斯装模，他民调支持率正在直线下降。

Comin' in the front door, poser alert.

正门进来一个装模家伙。

Why the act, John? I mean, you obviously don't care about catching vampires. You're here talking to me.

干啥装模，John？显然对追捕吸血鬼毫无兴趣。摆明了就是来找我。

Weeping can waste time;bumbling costs valuable seconds.

哭泣会浪费时间；装模会浪费宝贵时间。

Listen up, you clam gargling tea tossers!

听好了，们这装模家伙！

" What affectation of diffidence was this at first" ?

“起初这又是怎一种装模羞怯呢？”

I really do appreciate questions that smoke test an idea, unless they're smarty-pants questions.

我真非常欣赏那用来检验想法问题，除非它们是装模问题。

You ain't going to hear no la-di-dah from the textbook, yeah?

不会从教科书里听到什么装模玩意儿，对吧？

Labels and hierarchies, hiding information, consolidating power, being unkind or pretend kind.

标签和层级，隐藏信息，巩固权力，不友善或装模友善。

And maybe I'm sick of my full-grown brother acting like such- Okay, okay, okay.

也许我受够了我那个已经长大成人哥哥装模——好吧好吧好吧。

So any excuse to Dera a rat rod is just plain cheesy, y'all.

所以任何找借口开改装老车行为都只是纯粹装模，伙计们。

That was the first project that made me be like, listen, let's not fake it.

这是第一个让我觉得，听好了，我们别装模项目。

It's okay to be fake to get through.

为了应付局面，暂时“装模”是可以。

It was the ultimate fake it till you make it con.

这是一场彻头彻尾装模直到骗到手骗局。

The album's title song is an impeccable deconstruction of a boyfriend's hapless hipster pretensions.

专同名歌曲完美地拆解了一个男友无力潮人装模。

And that really kind of separates a lot of the posers out.

这确实在某种程度上将许多装模人剔除在外。

I'm going to start doing everything in this bullshit transatlantic accent I'm doing.

我要开始用这种装模跨大西洋口音说话了。

Absolutely, and there's no like, you know, pretense.

绝对，而且没有那种，知道，装模东西。

And I was like, thanks for pretending.

我就像是在说，谢谢装模。

What are you talking about, you performatively outraged wedge salad?

在说什么，这个装模愤青沙拉？